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  • Gin & Phonics

  • My Journey Through Middle-Class Motherhood (via the Occasional Pub)
  • By: Clara Batten
  • Narrated by: Clara Batten
  • Length: 7 hrs and 13 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (20 ratings)

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Gin & Phonics

By: Clara Batten
Narrated by: Clara Batten
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Summary

‘I was asked the other day what I thought the hardest part of parenting was. I’d have to say that it’s definitely the kids.’

TikTok sensation Clara Batten has dedicated the last few years to seeking the answer to one of life’s most crucial questions:

Is it possible to raise and nurture two small humans without losing your bloody mind?

The good news is, now she’s found (some of) the answers and is sharing her secrets with the rest of us! In this riotous book, Clara reveals:

  • when it’s acceptable to buy your kids lunch from a kebab shop.
  • why a jar of pickled herrings from Waitrose is the ultimate guilty pleasure, nay necessity, for a sleep-deprived parent.
  • how to finally pursue your acting ambitions in your forties (despite a toddler sh*tting on the stairs during a self-tape audition).

Most importantly, Clara shows us that no matter how much we adore our little treasures, life isn’t just about their A, B and bloody Cs.

©2023 Clara Batten (P)2023 HarperCollins Publishers Limited
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Critic reviews

‘Brilliant, bonkers and laugh-out-loud funny. Clara’s dry, sarcastic wit is fantastic. She is self-deprecating, relatable, and absolutely hilarious’ – Amanda Holden

‘Reading Gin & Phonics is like giving the room to your funniest friend. Sharply observed, laugh-out-loud funny and gloriously compelling.’ – Simon Pegg

'Hilarious and sassy reportage from the front line of the Waitrose (sorry, I mean Sainsbury’s) wine and spirits aisle.' – Phill Jupitus

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Down to earth, relatable and funny as hell

Really enjoyed the antidotes and stories in this book. Was so easy to listen to and made me laugh so many times

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A hilarious peek into the realities of parenting

This book is such a good laugh and if you’re a fan of Clara’s social media, you won’t be disappointed. It’s a heartwarming book of tales and an honest account of parenting, peppered with lots of Clara’s signature style humour. If you don’t take life too seriously and want a joyful, easy to listen to book, this is it.

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Easy listening and entertaining, Clara is just relatable, honest and I’d love to be her friend!

I loved the honesty and emotion that came across in her book. It kept me entertained through my long haul flight. Well done Clara!

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So so funny and relatable

A wonderful, whitty, heartwarming and relatable piece of work. She’s also written a very good book.

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Such a human, down to earth story

Watched Clara on Tiktok so had to read the book. It is an easy listen and worth the time.

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Makes me look forward to my commute!

I listen to this to and from work each day and it never fails to make me smile and often laugh out loud on the train! Clara manages to reach into the truth of life with kids but tells her story with so much laughter, joy and energy. This book lets you know that, if you don’t take yourself too seriously, if you know who you really are and if you love more than you fear; then life is going to be ok. Love it!xxx

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Brilliant

This book is so relatable in lots of ways. I love the stories but I especially love the wise words of her daughter 🤣. This is a honest book and I loved it.

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Clara narrating the book 🙌🏻💖😂👌 love Emma Traynor x

I am still just over half way through but absolutely highly recommend to any mum or just any female tbh. I’m a huge fan anyway but it’s absolute gold. Cheers me up instantly. Sooo relatable. I want to meet her one day and have a LARGE GIN with her! We need another book now!!

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Clara Delights Us

I loved the book. Full of anecdotes and thoughts delivered with such delicious humour. Clara is the person I would love to have been friends with at school; we would have had amazing fun.

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Immensely readable and entertaining

Written in an enjoyably readable chatty style, this wonderful book takes you on a marvellously positive journey through the middle class life and motherhood of the author. English to the core, it’s peppered with laugh out load moments

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