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Deadly Silence
- A Sister’s Battle to Uncover the Truth Behind the Murder of Clodagh and Her Sons by Alan Hawe
- By: Jacqueline Connolly
- Narrated by: Sherelle Kelleher
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
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On 29 August 2016, devastating news hit the headlines that an entire family was found dead in a rural community. For Jacqueline Connolly, this was a deeply personal and life-shattering tragedy, as she discovered her sister Clodagh, along with her nephews Liam, Niall and Ryan, were killed by their husband and father Alan Hawe. Here, Jacqueline discloses the circumstances leading up to these tragic events, including Hawe's manipulation and coercive control of her unsuspecting sister.
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Wow
- By Anonymous User on 02-07-25
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How Not to Be a Political Wife
- By: Sarah Vine
- Narrated by: Sarah Vine
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
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How Not To Be a Political wife is an instructive and honest account of high hopes and dirty tricks, a story of broken friendships and divided loyalties, of heartache and regret. Recollections, as a great woman once said, may of course vary, but this is my story, the way I remember it, written with no fear, no favour – and no fucks left to give.
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Throughly enjoyed
- By Jack Sutcliffe on 01-07-25
By: Sarah Vine
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The Greatest Story Ever Told
- By: Bear Grylls
- Narrated by: Alexia Kombou, Omar Malik
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
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This is the incredible true story of a Galilean stonemason who changed the course of the world forever. He lived and died over 2,000 years ago, fulfilling expectations that existed long before his birth. His birth had been mystically foretold by astrologers for hundreds of years, yet the rulers of his day dreaded his coming. This humble builder-teacher became a magnet for the poor and down trodden, a symbol of love and mercy, who transformed the lives and restored the health and purpose in all who encountered him.
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This truly is the greatest story ever told!!!!! My new favourite book!!!!!
- By MRS H. on 26-06-25
By: Bear Grylls
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Am I Having Fun Now?
- Anxiety, Applause and Life's Big Questions, Answered
- By: Suzi Ruffell
- Narrated by: Suzi Ruffell
- Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins
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Does peaking in high school ruin you for life? Was Miley Cyrus right, is it all about the climb (when it comes to building a career?) And what - scientifically - is the best way to mend a broken heart? Comedian Suzi Ruffell is considering life's big questions. In this brutally honest, funny, and often moving memoir, Suzi winningly tells her life story, and asks a host of experts to answer the tricky questions it prompts along the way. Diamond life advice comes from the likes of Elizabeth Day, Dolly Alderton, Charlene Douglas, Laura Bates, Dr Kirren Schnack, and more.
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Honesty
- By Amazon Customer on 29-06-25
By: Suzi Ruffell
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So Gay for You
- Friendship, Found Family, and the Show That Started It All
- By: Kate Moennig, Leisha Hailey
- Narrated by: Kate Moennig, Leisha Hailey
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
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In the early 2000s, Kate Moennig and Leisha Hailey—both young artists trying to figure it all out—met at auditions for an unknown little TV show. Given that it was a show about lesbians living in Los Angeles, with the first ever ensemble cast of openly queer female characters, Kate and Leisha knew the project was going to be unlike anything else out there—that is, if it even got picked up.
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I love these pair of pants!
- By Amy Rickett on 26-06-25
By: Kate Moennig, and others
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Road Captain
- My Life at the Heart of the Peloton
- By: Luke Rowe
- Narrated by: Luke Rowe
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
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Road Captain immerses listeners in the team dynamics, tactical complexities and split-second decisions vital to success in professional cycling. It discloses the mental and physical battles taking place within a group of riders, and reveals how the biggest bike races are won.
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Detailed account of a road captain
- By Anonymous User on 30-06-25
By: Luke Rowe
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Deadly Silence
- A Sister’s Battle to Uncover the Truth Behind the Murder of Clodagh and Her Sons by Alan Hawe
- By: Jacqueline Connolly
- Narrated by: Sherelle Kelleher
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
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On 29 August 2016, devastating news hit the headlines that an entire family was found dead in a rural community. For Jacqueline Connolly, this was a deeply personal and life-shattering tragedy, as she discovered her sister Clodagh, along with her nephews Liam, Niall and Ryan, were killed by their husband and father Alan Hawe. Here, Jacqueline discloses the circumstances leading up to these tragic events, including Hawe's manipulation and coercive control of her unsuspecting sister.
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Wow
- By Anonymous User on 02-07-25
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How Not to Be a Political Wife
- By: Sarah Vine
- Narrated by: Sarah Vine
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
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How Not To Be a Political wife is an instructive and honest account of high hopes and dirty tricks, a story of broken friendships and divided loyalties, of heartache and regret. Recollections, as a great woman once said, may of course vary, but this is my story, the way I remember it, written with no fear, no favour – and no fucks left to give.
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Throughly enjoyed
- By Jack Sutcliffe on 01-07-25
By: Sarah Vine
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The Greatest Story Ever Told
- By: Bear Grylls
- Narrated by: Alexia Kombou, Omar Malik
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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This is the incredible true story of a Galilean stonemason who changed the course of the world forever. He lived and died over 2,000 years ago, fulfilling expectations that existed long before his birth. His birth had been mystically foretold by astrologers for hundreds of years, yet the rulers of his day dreaded his coming. This humble builder-teacher became a magnet for the poor and down trodden, a symbol of love and mercy, who transformed the lives and restored the health and purpose in all who encountered him.
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This truly is the greatest story ever told!!!!! My new favourite book!!!!!
- By MRS H. on 26-06-25
By: Bear Grylls
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Am I Having Fun Now?
- Anxiety, Applause and Life's Big Questions, Answered
- By: Suzi Ruffell
- Narrated by: Suzi Ruffell
- Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins
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Does peaking in high school ruin you for life? Was Miley Cyrus right, is it all about the climb (when it comes to building a career?) And what - scientifically - is the best way to mend a broken heart? Comedian Suzi Ruffell is considering life's big questions. In this brutally honest, funny, and often moving memoir, Suzi winningly tells her life story, and asks a host of experts to answer the tricky questions it prompts along the way. Diamond life advice comes from the likes of Elizabeth Day, Dolly Alderton, Charlene Douglas, Laura Bates, Dr Kirren Schnack, and more.
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Honesty
- By Amazon Customer on 29-06-25
By: Suzi Ruffell
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So Gay for You
- Friendship, Found Family, and the Show That Started It All
- By: Kate Moennig, Leisha Hailey
- Narrated by: Kate Moennig, Leisha Hailey
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
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In the early 2000s, Kate Moennig and Leisha Hailey—both young artists trying to figure it all out—met at auditions for an unknown little TV show. Given that it was a show about lesbians living in Los Angeles, with the first ever ensemble cast of openly queer female characters, Kate and Leisha knew the project was going to be unlike anything else out there—that is, if it even got picked up.
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I love these pair of pants!
- By Amy Rickett on 26-06-25
By: Kate Moennig, and others
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Road Captain
- My Life at the Heart of the Peloton
- By: Luke Rowe
- Narrated by: Luke Rowe
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
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Road Captain immerses listeners in the team dynamics, tactical complexities and split-second decisions vital to success in professional cycling. It discloses the mental and physical battles taking place within a group of riders, and reveals how the biggest bike races are won.
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Detailed account of a road captain
- By Anonymous User on 30-06-25
By: Luke Rowe
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Live Forever
- The Rise, Fall and Resurrection of Oasis
- By: John Robb
- Narrated by: Daniel Millar
- Length: 12 hrs and 39 mins
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Think Oasis was just Britpop and brawls? Think again. In this, the definitive book on Britain’s biggest band, John Robb peels back the layers of Manchester's best known musical export, revealing a tale of ambition, ego, talent, and a whole lot of attitude. From the gritty pubs of Manchester to the dizzying heights of global stardom, this unauthorized biography is a rollercoaster ride through the Gallagher brothers' turbulent lives and the music that defined a generation.
By: John Robb
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The Accidental Tour-ist
- (Final) Dispatches from the Road
- By: Ned Boulting
- Narrated by: Ned Boulting
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
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Picking up where his bestselling memoir left off 15 years ago, Ned Boulting’s love for the greatest cycling race on earth has deepened, his fascination has been sporadically rewarded, his fitness has slowly declined and his hairline has receded…Bringing the story up to the present day, Ned reflects on how the sport has somehow shrugged off the ghosts of its tainted past to reinvent itself. But his latest dispatches from the front line of road racing don’t stop at the finish line in Paris.
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Ned
- By SeanT on 02-07-25
By: Ned Boulting
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The Hemlock Cup
- By: Bettany Hughes
- Narrated by: Bettany Hughes
- Length: 17 hrs and 52 mins
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In The Hemlock Cup, award-winning historian Bettany Hughes brings to vivid life one of the most influential thinkers the world has ever known: Socrates of Athens. A maverick philosopher who philosophised in squares and public arenas rather than the courts of kings, Socrates left his indelible mark on the entirety of Western civilisation - yet the life of the man himself is shrouded in mystery.
By: Bettany Hughes
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Ermittlungen im Detail - mit Laura Karasek
- By: Britta Marks
- Narrated by: Laura Karasek
- Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
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Ermittlungen im Detail ist ein Format, das tief in die Arbeit von Ermittlungsexpert:innen eintaucht, wo winzige Spuren und Details der Schlüssel zur Lösung grausamer Verbrechen sind. Von Leichenfunden bis zur entscheidenden DNA-Analyse werden Mordfälle akribisch mit Hilfe von Expert:innen und Ermittler:innen rekonstruiert und aus Sicht der Forensik aufgeklärt. Es werden Einblicke in die Gedankenwelt und Methoden von Ermittler:innen gewährt und präsentiert einige der spannendsten und düstersten Fälle der jüngeren Kriminalgeschichte in großer Intensität.
By: Britta Marks
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Storie brutte sulla scienza, ma peggio
- Storie brutte sulla scienza, Vol. 2
- By: Barbascura X
- Narrated by: Barbascura X
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
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Alcune storie sono troppo assurde per non essere raccontate, come l'epico scontro Alessandro Volta VS Luigi Galvani, tra rane morte ed energia elettrica che ha ispirato la nascita del mostro di Frankenstein. O ancora Stephen Hawking e quella sua fissa per i buchi neri, Margherita Hack che pedalava verso l'osservatorio tra le bombe della seconda guerra mondiale, Richard Feynman che scassinava casseforti durante il progetto Manhattan, Lord Kelvin il barone della morte termica dell'Universo, Enrico Fermi che ha scisso l'atomo e dato il via all'era nucleare.
By: Barbascura X
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Saffie
- The Youngest Victim of the Manchester Terror Attack and Her Family's Fight for Justice
- By: Andrew Roussos, David Collins, Lisa Roussos
- Narrated by: Stewart Crank
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
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On 22 May 2017, a bomb exploded in the middle of a crowd of young fans leaving an Ariana Grande concert at the Manchester Arena. Twenty-two people were killed and hundreds more were injured. Saffie-Rose Roussos, aged eight, was the youngest victim to die in the attack. She had been at the concert with her mother, Lisa, and her elder sister, Ashlee.
By: Andrew Roussos, and others
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Three Weeks in July
- 7/7, the aftermath and the deadly manhunt
- By: Adam Wishart, James Nally
- Narrated by: Mark Elstob
- Length: 11 hrs and 16 mins
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The first of its kind, Three Weeks in July provides the definitive narrative on the harrowing events of 7th July 2005 and the aftermath, where chaos, confusion and terror reigned on the streets of London. A true-crime investigation woven together with high-politics and seminal history, the book will intricately explore the untold accounts of the Met’s and Government’s response to 7/7, and their desperate attempts to prevent a possible second wave.
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Harrowing
- By Left the rat race on 24-06-25
By: Adam Wishart, and others
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Getting High
- The Adventures of Oasis
- By: Paolo Hewitt
- Narrated by: Will Watt
- Length: 15 hrs and 23 mins
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Getting High is an illuminating, funny, sometimes shocking reminder of how big a band can get, and how quickly the insanity sets in. Oasis have today sold in excess of 70 million records worldwide. Hewitt's intimate account of this explosive and beloved band, in their prime, is a rock classic and a riveting narrative.
By: Paolo Hewitt
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Dreaming Japanese
- By: Marty Friedman, Jon Wiederhorn
- Narrated by: Marty Friedman, Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
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Marty Friedman's upbringing was as atypical as his career. Growing up in a Jewish household in Maryland, the son of an NSA executive, he lacked motivation until he discovered the guitar. Enjoying a hazy adolescence overflowing with partying, music, and teen antics, he achieved local stardom in Deuce, then burst onto the national scene by pioneering a radically new style of playing, bringing attention to the guitar aficionado label, Shrapnel Records. Friedman moved to California and scored a gig in Megadeth.
By: Marty Friedman, and others
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Rifles
- Six Years with Wellington's Legendary Sharpshooters
- By: Mark Urban
- Narrated by: Mark Urban
- Length: 13 hrs
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Acclaimed military writer Mark Urban explores the extraordinary story of these military pioneers; the toughest and deadliest infantrymen in Wellington's Army. Immortalised in Bernard Cornwell's Sharpe novels, the 95th Rifles were skirmishers tasked with acting as Wellington's advanced guard. It was new technology for the warfare of the time: they travelled light, moved rapidly, armed with the accurate rifles that would allow them to take shots from distance. The 95th Rifles were the prototype of the modern infantryman.
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A proud rifleman
- By It a good game on 28-06-25
By: Mark Urban
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Swimmingly
- Adventures in Water
- By: Vassos Alexander
- Narrated by: Nathalie Buscombe, Simon Darwen, Vassos Alexander
- Length: 6 hrs and 37 mins
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Vassos Alexander found solace and distraction swimming in the Thames during a difficult summer, and was bitten by the bug. Now he can't pass a body of water without wanting to jump in. Told through the story of training for a solo Channel swim, Swimmingly takes you on a journey across the world from Bournemouth beach to San Francisco Bay. Vassos discovers that outdoor swimming is not about being the fastest or the best, it's about finding that little bit of magic in every stroke.
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Loved this, will listen all over again!
- By K S BERRY on 30-06-25
By: Vassos Alexander
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O celular de Jorge Mendes [El Móvil de Mendes]
- O superagente do futebol mundial
- By: Luis Reyes Gil - tradutor
- Narrated by: Ana Maria Morais
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
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Source: Cristiano Ronaldo, James Rodríguez, Diego Costa, David de Gea, José Mourinho... todos têm um nome em comum: Jorge Mendes. O agente português, antes proprietário de uma rede de videolocadoras no norte de Portugal, controla as redes (e os milhões) do mercado do futebol. O celular de Jorge Mendes conta a história singular desse empresário e percorre os subterrâneos do negócio do futebol. Fundos de investimento, paraísos fiscais, vazamento de informações, grandes festas... tudo acontece enquanto Mendes se mantém grudado nos seus três telefones celulares.
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Why Are You Here, Mrs Hamilton?
- The Post Office Scandal and My Extraordinary Fight for Justice
- By: Jo Hamilton
- Narrated by: Monica Dolan
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
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Jo Hamilton was one of more than 700 sub-postmasters prosecuted between 2000 and 2014 based on information from the Post Office's faulty Horizon accounting system. She was told to put right a wrong she hadn't committed and pushed to the very brink of her existence - remortgaging her house, borrowing from anyone she could in order to repay money that she hadn't taken, and questioning her own sanity.
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Such an honest book
- By Book reader on 02-07-25
By: Jo Hamilton
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Lockerbie
- A Father’s Search for Justice
- By: Jim Swire, Peter Biddulph
- Narrated by: Mike Grady, Nano Nagle
- Length: 9 hrs and 42 mins
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The destruction of Pan Am Flight 103 over the Scottish town of Lockerbie in December 1988 was the largest attack on Britain since World War Two. 259 passengers and 11 townsfolk of Lockerbie were murdered. Libyan Abdelbaset al-Megrahi was convicted of the crime. He maintained his innocence until his death in 2012.
By: Jim Swire, and others
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A University
- By: 平野 啓一郎
- Narrated by: 平野 啓一郎
- Length: 45 mins
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A Universityのテーマは「複雑な世界で、より善く生きる」タイパ・コスパと言った、いかに効率よく生きるかを競うことばかりに注目が集まる時代。
By: 平野 啓一郎
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Akenfield
- Portrait of an English Village
- By: Ronald Blythe
- Narrated by: Stephen Thorne
- Length: 12 hrs and 33 mins
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Only a man who had lived all his life in Suffolk could produce such a vivid and accurate portrayal of Akenfield and its inhabitants. Ronald Blythe recounts the personal recollections of, among others, the local school keeper, doctor, blacksmith, saddler, district nurse and magistrate as they discussed farming, education, welfare, class, religion and death. Originally published in 1969, Akenfield forms a unique document of a way of life that has, in many ways, disappeared.
By: Ronald Blythe
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Expectativas Delirantes (Portuguese Edition)
- By: Valentina Bandeira, Giordanno Nader, Valentina Castello Branco, and others
- Narrated by: Valentina Bandeira
- Length: 3 hrs and 36 mins
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Expectativas Delirantes é um projeto original da Audible, apresentado pela atriz, humorista e criadora de conteúdo Valentina Bandeira. Ao longo da temporada, Valen faz um mergulho sincero na sua formação amorosa e na maneira como essa fundação resultou em desencantos e desilusões românticas em série.
By: Valentina Bandeira, and others
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A Clean Mess
- A Memoir of Sobriety After a Lifetime of Being Numb
- By: Tiffany Jenkins
- Narrated by: Tiffany Jenkins
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
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Told with humor and honesty, A Clean Mess is Tiffany Jenkins’s story of how she learned to live and feel for the first time without numbing herself with drugs—and how she discovered inner reserves of strength she didn’t know she had. From her tentative first days of sobriety, to seeing two pink lines on a pregnancy test weeks later, to navigating anxiety, a new marriage, and motherhood at the same time, to surviving betrayal and divorce, Jenkins shows how she got through it all when her crutches and Band-Aids were taken away from her.
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Honest, brutal and simply amazing
- By Nikki on 27-06-25
By: Tiffany Jenkins
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The View from Ninety
- Reflections on How to Live a Long, Contented Life
- By: Charles Handy
- Narrated by: Scott Handy
- Length: 3 hrs and 35 mins
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Charles Handy is one of the giants of contemporary thought. His books on management – including Understanding Organizations and Gods of Management – have changed the way we view business. His work on broader issues and trends – such as Beyond Certainty and The Second Curve – has changed the way we view society. In his new book, Handy, looking back over a rich and varied life, shares the lessons he has learned along the way. What things really matter? What daily worries should we learn to treat as unimportant? How do we become more accepting of ourselves and of those around us?
By: Charles Handy
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The Monster of Harrods
- Al-Fayed and the secret, shameful history of a British institution
- By: Alison Kervin
- Narrated by: Lucy Tregear
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
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This explosive exposé reveals the shocking truth about Mohamed Al-Fayed's controversial 25-year reign at Harrods. To the public, he was the jovial, eccentric owner of one of the world's most iconic department stores—handing out lollipops and gifts to customers. But behind the scenes, Fayed wielded his power with cruelty, humiliation, and abuse that went unchecked for decades. Drawing on extensive firsthand interviews with former employees, executives, police officers, and erstwhile friends, The Monster of Harrods exposes chilling accounts of misconduct, many detailed here for the first time.
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Heartbreaking & frustrating
- By Phil McCullagh on 27-06-25
By: Alison Kervin
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Fixed
- My Secret Life as a Match Fixer
- By: Moses Swaibu
- Narrated by: Moses Swaibu
- Length: 8 hrs and 8 mins
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Fixed breaks new ground as Moses Swaibu becomes the first player ever to write openly about how he helped to fix games, revealing exactly what happens on the pitch when a match is being manipulated. He also exposes how the criminal gangs operate, how young professional players are targeted and groomed and the threats of violence that are used to keep them in check. Offering a fascinating insight into the ugly side of the beautiful game, it's a sporting autobiography like none ever written before.
By: Moses Swaibu
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The Spinach King
- The Rise and Fall of an American Dynasty
- By: John Seabrook
- Narrated by: Dion Graham
- Length: 10 hrs and 14 mins
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The patriarch, C. F. Seabrook, was hailed as the "Henry Ford of Agriculture." His son Jack, a keen businessman, was poised to take over what Life called "the biggest vegetable factory on earth." But the carefully cultivated facade—glamorous outings by horse-drawn carriage, hidden wine cellars, and movie star girlfriends—hid dark secrets that led to the implosion of the family business. A compelling tale of class and privilege, betrayal and revenge three decades in the making, The Spinach King explores the author's complicated family legacy and the dark corners of the American Dream.
By: John Seabrook
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Douglas Adams
- The Ends of the Earth
- By: Arvind Ethan David
- Narrated by: Arvind Ethan David, Douglas Adams, Sam Barnett, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins
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Douglas Adams, the legendary author of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency is one of the most beloved authors of all time. Twenty-five years after his death, his books continue to be read by new generations and his creations along with his ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything being “42”, have seeped deep into public consciousness.
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Once a Stooge, Always a Stooge
- The Autobiography of Hollywood's Most Prolific Funnyman
- By: Joe Besser, Jeff Lenburg, Greg Lenburg
- Narrated by: Robert Restivo
- Length: 9 hrs and 33 mins
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For more than six decades, Joe Besser brought gales of laughter to millions—in vaudeville, on Broadway, on radio, in motion pictures, and on television. From his days working as a bumbling assistant to the world-famous Thurston the Magician, he carved out success with his own act—that of a childlike sissy who brandished his foils with a flick of the wrist and such hilarious verbal assaults as “Ooh, you crazy you!” and “Not so f-a-s-t!
By: Joe Besser, and others