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Marriage is for Monarchs. Marriage is kind of like trying to choreograph a royal waltz… on a battlefield… in flip-flops… while holding emotional blueprints written by two entirely different civilizations—one in bold declarations, the other in deeply nuanced eye rolls. You can read all the Christian books, quote Ephesians 5 in four translations, take a compatibility quiz on your anniversary, and still end up crying in the kitchen because one of you said “I’m fine” and meant “I’m disappointed in your soul,” while the other heard “Excellent. Crisis averted."

Let’s be real. You love her. You want to lead. But sometimes you feel like you're trying to assemble IKEA furniture with a butter knife, blindfolded, while she’s emotionally levitating and speaking a language they don’t teach in school—or seminary. This is the audiobook we should’ve been handed with the wedding ring.

The Woke Apostles of the Fourth Reich: A Comedy of Global Madness is a satirical masterpiece that takes a bold, unapologetic look at the bizarre world we live in today. In this razor-sharp critique of modern politics, social justice movements, and global elitism, the author blends biting humor with intellectual depth, exposing the absurdities of cancel culture, virtue signaling, language policing, and the overreach of the World Economic Forum (WEF).

While the title Glorious Bastards may be rough for some, it is a wake-up call to receive a Fathering from God that supersedes anything our earthly Fathers could offer. Being born again of the Spirit of God offers us the right roles of Kings, Priests, Warriors, and Lovers when living in the Holy Spirit of God. This grace changes everything! Our hope for this book is that you might invite this Fathering as an adopted child and a joint heir of the Kingdom of God.

Journey through America's history with "Uncle Sam's Eulogy: Comedy of Soulful Reflections," a compelling narrative that offers a unique blend of humor, sincerity, and introspection. Told through the eyes of Uncle Sam, this book presents a vivid portrayal of the United States, reflecting on its triumphs, trials, and aspirations.

In the quiet, shadowed corners of our lives lurk the pricks of our past—sharp, poignant reminders of who we were, whom we've hurt, and who has wounded us. These pricks, varying in intensity and origin, weave the complexities of our emotional and spiritual selves, marked by moments of pain, moments of awakening, and, often, moments we've yet to confront.

In this unique blend of adventure and spiritual guidance, "Submit Good Respect Better" brings to life the timeless truths of the Bible through the lens of Tarzan's jungle. Listeners will uncover profound lessons on faith, personal growth, and the importance of living a life aligned with God's design. Whether you're navigating the complexities of relationships, seeking personal development, or looking to deepen your faith, this book offers a treasure trove of wisdom to guide you.

In a world where the concept of divine fatherhood often feels distant and abstract, "UnBastard" offers a refreshing and transformative journey back into the arms of a loving, divine Parent. Through a series of heartwarming, humorous, and deeply insightful sessions, listeners are invited to shed the weight of past hurts, misconceptions, and fears, embracing instead the joyous reality of being fully known and loved by God.