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There is a new girl at Billie's school, and Billie takes it upon herself to show her around, teach her the Biscuit Laws and remind her that, yes, two women can get married (after all, Billie's mums' wedding is the event of the year). But then suspicion sets in. The new girl seems very close to Billie's best friend, Layla. And doesn't she know a little too much about the latest big school heist - the theft of Mrs Robinson's purse?

School just got interesting. Not only is Billie's class learning how to P.E.E. in the classroom (don't ask), they now have some very important contacts in the TV world. So as long as Janey McVey doesn't keep doing the splits for attention, and Billie's mums don't keep distracting her with a huge secret thing they seem to be planning...well, watch out, because it's time for B.U.G. to make it big!

When Destiny boasts about videos of her dog, Princess Foo-Foo, going viral, Ferris foolishly claims that Aldo can easily become a BIGGER internet star. There's just one problem: Aldo has about as much talent as a teaspoon. Then Ferris and Tia accidentally film Aldo doing what looks like an amazing trick...will Aldo finally live up to the name of his comic book alter-ego and wow the world with his skills or is this about to be the biggest EPIC FAIL ever?

There's an exciting addition to the Upton Green family (and it's not whatever Mr Paws has left on the living room carpet). But getting a new little sister isn't nearly as straightforward as Billie expects. Why are there so many rules? It's been weeks and weeks, and she still hasn't been able to hold the baby up at Show & Tell. Luckily, the school musical is in full swing, giving Billie the perfect distraction. She just needs to watch out for Painy Janey, who has her eyes on the main part and doesn't care what gets in her way.

Schluss mit GÄHN-ÄTZ-NERV. Mein erstes Wachbleiben-oder-Was-Tagebuch ist voll, aber zum Glück habe ich schon ein neues, denn es gibt so viel zu erzählen! Zum Beispiel lernen wir in der Schule alles über PIPI (kein Witz, aber nicht, was ihr jetzt denkt) und außerdem gehe ich auf eine aufregende Schatzsuche. Aber wisst ihr, was das Allerbeste ist? Ich komme ins Fernsehen! Alles wäre super, wenn meine beiden Mamas nicht irgendein Geheimnis hätten, mit dem sie einfach nicht herausrücken wollen.