Episodes

  • Amy Winehouse would have loved us
    Apr 17 2025

    They tried to make Emily go to rehab and she said…. Don’t twist my arm! From bender burn outs, to crashing out from men, we’re heavily considering checking into some much needed detox. This week we get deep as Dean dishes on his journey into self healing and his experiences in rehab. Meanwhile, Emily has yet to heal and is reminiscing on her college glory days and her usage of diet pills. Plus we read Reddit, yet again, to rationalize our insane lives and have officially built a graveyard for the people who have ghosted us.


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    51 mins
  • United Seniles of America and the State of Our Healthcare | Part 2
    Apr 10 2025

    STI’s oh my! Girly pop WELCOME to part 2. This week Emily takes us back to s*x ed where she spills the tea on all things below the belt and reminds us why it’s important to get tested! Dean is GAGGED from the statistics and honey… you will be too! Plus we discuss how to keep yourself safe and blow the lid on the states with the worst STI and pregnancy rates.


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    55 mins
  • United Seniles of America and the State of Our Healthcare | Part 1
    Apr 3 2025

    Class is in session girly pop! This week, Emily has her teaching glasses on to school us all on the current state of the Union. Luckily she’s done her homework, so you don't have to, and she is more than willing to INFORM y’all! Dean is gagged over the government and Emily is spiraling out because of the CDC being gutted, but have no fear, we are locked in babes! Plus we pay tribute to Ryan White’s legacy, and dish the tea on presidents turned movie stars and MESSY political love triangles. Thanks for listening and make sure to stay tuned for PART 2!!


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    52 mins
  • Dilemmas and DL Men
    Mar 27 2025

    Girly Pop, we’ve scoured Reddit to find piping hot tea and trust us… these streets are not ok! With all this chaos we’re asking ourselves, does anyone have shame anymore?! Dean fears he may be geriatric at heart and Emily is wondering how young is too young to date?! Plus we dish on men with midlife crises, nursing home naughtiness, and why we need to cancel ourselves for romanticizing people and being Hurricane Level Crazy.


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    51 mins
  • March Madness Sadness
    Mar 20 2025

    March Madness Sadness is here and we feel INSANE. So much so, we’ve created a Hunger Games inspired “Survival of the Fittest” bracket. Dean is shaking and about to call on his ancestors to guide him through this mess. Plus we dish on friendship grievances, white culture being lackluster, and not taking our own damn advice, yet again. It’s called March MADNESS for a reason.


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    50 mins
  • We Felt the Rush… and it Wasn’t Poppers!
    Mar 13 2025

    Nostalgia is in the air this week, and no, it's not Jungle Juice you're smelling! Dean and Emily reminisce on their college days and debate whether or not they are still young, dumb, and broke (disclaimer: they are). Emily’s face is looking snatched from her recent trip to her injector and Dean contemplates an Only Fans life... or lack thereof (very dumb, we know). Plus they dish on the “Let Them ” theory and a new mindset, being the villain, astrology readings and of course their main man Luigi Mangioni.


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    48 mins
  • The Bad Pancake Theory and Attached to Chaos
    Mar 6 2025

    Get your aprons out, because this week we’re in the kitchen cooking. “The Bad Pancake Theory” has us asking: Are we burning men or are they burning us!? Plus we’re manifesting Bachelor party benders, making a case for short kings, and somehow fixing our dysfunctional attachment styles–or just deluding ourselves into security. And quite frankly, becoming more than friends with someone just means you might lose your common sense.


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    50 mins
  • Final Diagnosis: You’ve Been D*cknotized
    Feb 27 2025

    Girly pops… Dean and Emily are down bad this week (okay, this year, millennium, whatever). These men have them wishing they could press the CTRL+ALT+delete button. Dean and Emily dish on hookup culture, feeling like Bob the Builder, and how to deal with haters in the comment section. They also talk about how EXPENSIVE eggs are, being the good luck chuck of their exes, and their attachment issues that are most likely going to get them sued.


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    53 mins