Definitely Delusional

By: Dean Lin Emily Simmons
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  • Welcome to the Definitely Delusional Podcast. Dean Lin and Emily Simmons cut through the BS with their humorous commentary on everything trending, and most chaotically, themselves. Tune in weekly for hot takes from your favorite hot messes who love to keep you gagged and giggling. From hookups to disaster dates, cultural moments to hot gossip, nothing is off limits– the only thing off may be them.
    Dean Lin, Emily Simmons
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  • Amy Winehouse would have loved us
    Apr 17 2025

    They tried to make Emily go to rehab and she said…. Don’t twist my arm! From bender burn outs, to crashing out from men, we’re heavily considering checking into some much needed detox. This week we get deep as Dean dishes on his journey into self healing and his experiences in rehab. Meanwhile, Emily has yet to heal and is reminiscing on her college glory days and her usage of diet pills. Plus we read Reddit, yet again, to rationalize our insane lives and have officially built a graveyard for the people who have ghosted us.


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    51 mins
  • United Seniles of America and the State of Our Healthcare | Part 2
    Apr 10 2025

    STI’s oh my! Girly pop WELCOME to part 2. This week Emily takes us back to s*x ed where she spills the tea on all things below the belt and reminds us why it’s important to get tested! Dean is GAGGED from the statistics and honey… you will be too! Plus we discuss how to keep yourself safe and blow the lid on the states with the worst STI and pregnancy rates.


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    55 mins
  • United Seniles of America and the State of Our Healthcare | Part 1
    Apr 3 2025

    Class is in session girly pop! This week, Emily has her teaching glasses on to school us all on the current state of the Union. Luckily she’s done her homework, so you don't have to, and she is more than willing to INFORM y’all! Dean is gagged over the government and Emily is spiraling out because of the CDC being gutted, but have no fear, we are locked in babes! Plus we pay tribute to Ryan White’s legacy, and dish the tea on presidents turned movie stars and MESSY political love triangles. Thanks for listening and make sure to stay tuned for PART 2!!


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    52 mins

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