• 134 - Karaoke Etiquette (Girl Why Are You Sitting? STAND UP!)
    May 14 2025

    This week we’re belting it out and calling some people out. We kick things off with a passionate discussion about karaoke etiquette: if you’re sitting down while singing or not clapping for others, consider this a THREAT. Counselor Jonathan covers the bizarre tale of a woodpecker terrorizing a Massachusetts town. Counselor Zachariah tells us about a raccoon who got caught on camera with illegal... stuff... you'll have to listen i cant type it out lol. We wrap things up covered in glitter and white powder because we went to Charli XCX Brat Tour yall!!

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    ➜ Ben Hooper. “‘Ferocious’ Woodpecker Damages 25 Vehicles in Massachusetts Town.” UPI, 25 Apr. 2025.

    ➜ Jon Haworth. Woman Arrested after Raccoon Named Chewy Found with a Pipe in Driver’s Seat during Police Stop, ABC News Network, 7 May 2025.


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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Insane Water Ski Injection - Trail Mix #83
    May 12 2025

    In this episode, we read listener submitted stories about a camper seeking advice for coworkers who fight and pee everywhere, a lover's confession that hit harder than any first kiss, and a water ski wipe out that turned into an unexpected colon cleanse.

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    36 mins
  • 133 - What The F*** is A Crisper Drawer?
    May 7 2025

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    Kaila Imada. “Japan Now Has an Official Hello Kitty Airport.” Time Out Tokyo, Time Out, 15 Apr. 2025.

    Jordan Valinsky. “Fired Disney Employee Gets 3 Years in Prison for Hacking and Changing Menus” CNN, Cable News Network, 28 Apr. 2025.

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • I Slept at My IHOP Waiter’s House - Trail Mix #82
    May 5 2025

    In this episode of Trail Mix, we are reading listener submitted stories of a cautionary tale that reminds us that what goes up must come out (and sometimes karma has a copay), a wellness retreat in a hot spring from hell, and two campers who woke up in their iHop waiter's apartment.

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    30 mins
  • 132 - There's A Snake in My Margarita!
    Apr 30 2025

    In this week’s episode, we recap our spontaneous day trip to Washington DC and all the unexpected chaos that came with it. We dive into the bizarre story of hundreds of redheads gathering in the Netherlands for a Ginger-only celebration, and we can’t stop thinking about the woman who discovered a snake in her margarita... yes, really.We contemplate using a shrink ray to ride around in a Matchbox car like it’s Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves. Then we get a little philosophical discussing the Butterfly Effect and how tiny choices can lead to wild outcomes.

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    ➜ Thom Dunn. “Small Dutch Town Invaded by Gingers.” Boing Boing, 5 Sept. 2024.

    ➜ Autumn Childress. “Snake Falls into Margarita at Virginia Restaurant, Woman Says She’s Traumatized.” FOX 8, 27 Apr. 2025.


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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Group Freakery - Trail Mix #81
    Apr 28 2025

    In this episode, we read listener submitted stories about a camper who clocked into her shift as a waitress and clocked out as a murderer, a tale of one camper who thought he picked the perfect hiding spot until he realized he wasn't alone, and a scary story about a camper, her chunky highlights, stinky pits, and roommate who vanished.

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    31 mins
  • 131 - Uncomfy in the Planet Fitness Locker Room
    Apr 23 2025

    In this episode, we talk about our mission to become the best hosts in the neighborhood... if only anxiety would stop crashing the party lol. We dive into the Unclaimed Baggage 2025 report, a fascinating and kinda unhinged roundup of the bizarre (yet nunu nana) items people leave behind in lost luggage. Zach covers the story of a man who tracked down his own stolen truck and is now changing careers to become a private detective. Plus, we discuss David Archuleta being a PG-13 hottie, and Beyoncé’s stunning music. You know you're homework, go listen with lyrics pulled up... why are you still reading this? We're gonna go have a gin martini with Sammich. Well Zachariah is. Jonathan will pout.

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    ➜ Mike Singletary. “The 2025 Found Report.” Unclaimed Baggage, Unclaimed Baggage, 9 Apr. 2025.

    ➜ Heather Walker & Darcelle Hall. “Man Charts His Own Path, Drives over 800 Miles to Find Stolen Truck after He Says BSO’s Investigation Took Too Long.” WSVN 7News Miami, 9 Apr. 2025.


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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Dating Brothers and I Don't Care - Trail Mix #80
    Apr 21 2025

    In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a law student party foul, a nightmare date mix-up, and we wrap things up with two brothers, one camper, and a Lakers game she'll never forget.

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    32 mins