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Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.© Copyright © 2002-2025 PodcastOne.com. All rights reserved.
Episodes
  • 144 - Whoopsie! We Hate It!
    Jul 23 2025

    In this episode we are recapping our friends trip, the haunting HGTV show Decorating Cents, Jojo and so much more!

    This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.

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    Works Cited:


    Camp Songs:

    Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape

    Social Media:

    • Camp Counselors TikTok
    • Camp Counselors Instagram
    • Camp Counselors Facebook
    • Camp Counselors Twitter


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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Major League Episode - Trail Mix #93
    Jul 21 2025

    In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who got very passionate during the Passion of the Christ, a camper who got a lap dance on Halloween… and an even bigger surprise six months later, and a camper who had no choice but to flush part of her soul sister.

    Get your tickets to see Zachariah Porter's new Live Comedy Tour HERE!

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    Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories!

    Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape

    Social Media:

    • Camp Counselors TikTok
    • Camp Counselors Instagram
    • Camp Counselors Facebook
    • Camp Counselors Twitter


    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    26 mins
  • 143 - From Cheesy to Queasy
    Jul 16 2025

    It's episode 143 campers!!!! i love you, mean it. We are talking about Katy Perry's publicly appointed flop era and her breakup with Orlando Bloom. We also recap our wild and wonderful trip to Asbury Park for our live comedy show. Yes, Jwoww herself showed up, and no, we’re still not over it. Plus: why electric stoves are the enemy, a quick detour into Demi Lovato discourse, and a chaotic pile of other things we just had to get off our chests. Camp is in session. Pack light, fart loud.

    This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.

    Get your tickets to see Zachariah Porter's new Live Comedy Tour!

    Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!

    Sponsors:

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    Works Cited:

    ➜ Colby Johnson. “Christmas Tree Farm Finds Man’s Missing Ring after 15 Years.” WDBJ7, 26 June 2025.

    ➜ Mark Smith. “Marcus Students Win $50k for Creating Bionic Prosthetic Leg.” Cross Timbers Gazette, Southern Denton County / Flower Mound News, 24 May 2025.


    Camp Songs:

    Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape

    Social Media:

    • Camp Counselors TikTok
    • Camp Counselors Instagram
    • Camp Counselors Facebook
    • Camp Counselors Twitter


    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    1 hr and 4 mins
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