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Scarlett Says

By: Scarlett Moffatt
Narrated by: Scarlett Moffatt
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About this listen

The girl who makes you giggle on Gogglebox.

'I don't go on red carpets. If a photographer ever shouted out, "Who are you wearing?" I'd be like, 'Me mam's top, me mate Sarah's jeans and some shoes from the TopShop sale.'"

Meet Scarlett. You might recognise her as one of the funniest women on television from her appearances on the hit Channel Four show Gogglebox.

Now, in Scarlett Says, Scarlett Moffat turns her attention to life, the universe and everything in an audiobook that will be utterly unlike any other celebrity autobiography you hear.

Find out why thigh gaps can get stuffed, why Tinder photos won't make good stories for the grandkids, why tooth fairies are creepy little bastards and much, much more, all in the hilarious, down-to-earth voice that we've come to know and love. You'll never look at things in the same way again.

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If you enjoy watching Scarlett on television you will love this - even if you don't always agree with her views, she is a very funny and talented young woman.

If you enjoy watching Scarlett

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A lighthearted look at the life of Scarlett, amusing and nice to hear from a sensible young person.

A good listen

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Why release a book saying that you hate progress photos? Diets and all that... Then go on one yourself. Have a word.

Full of lies

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What made the experience of listening to Scarlett Says the most enjoyable?

Scarlett's way with words is unique, she is so funny. All she says is true for the way her age group act. She is also very wise in some things. If she doesn't like something or someone she is not afraid to say so and why. I would love more books like this.

What other book might you compare Scarlett Says to, and why?

I haven't read any yet that match this.

What does Scarlett Moffatt bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you had only read the book?

I don't think this book would have worked as well if someone else had read it. As Scarlett is one of a kind. It was her story.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

I would have loved to have been able to read it in one sitting unfortunately I wasn't able to.

Any additional comments?

I read when I am walking. I am sure people thought I was quite mad, as I was going round with a stupid grin stuck on my face and even laughed out loud on a few occasions. If you want a good laugh this is the book. More please Scarlett.

Hilarious and so true to life

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a great listen and has some genuine laugh out loud moments. a great insight into the head of a ne girl.

very funny

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absolutely love it, agreed with her comments, laughed at her antics and her dad is just so funny. love the facts at the beginning of the chapters......honestly give it a read! you wont be dissapointed!

amazing but finished way too quick

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She says what is her head before her brain is in gear .laughs and fun

Take a look out side of the box

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I enjoyed listening to this and can relate to some of the things. I can't say that I agree with all of Scarlett's opinions, but that doesn't stop me listening and enjoying the book. I love the facts throughout and the lists of things.

Well done Scarlett, I hope you write another book in the future.

A Good Listen.

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loved it!!!! Coming from the Northeast of England myself I get so much of this book 10/10

Northeast lasses rule 😉

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Scarlett's candid descriptions of the way she lives her life are often surprising and sometimes shocking but never dull or less than charming and often funny. Well worth a listen.

What life is like for Scarlett Moffat

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