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BuyMort: Bull Market Mayhem: How I Cornered the Multiversal Monopoly

Shopocalypse Saga, Book 5

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BuyMort: Bull Market Mayhem: How I Cornered the Multiversal Monopoly

By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
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When the universe defaults on its existential loans, who better to foreclose the apocalypse than the Windowpuncher, Tyson Dawes?

Dearth Conglomerate is plummeting in market value, and Kraken is no more. But not all threats have been extinguished. Thanks to the rising threat of the Sleem, the whole multiverse is in danger. Desperate for a cosmic bailout, the Church calls for a financial crusade. Meanwhile, Molls and her family fall into a whole mess of market shock and face futures unknown.

With Storage under threat of hostile foreclosure, the universe faced with Sleem saturation, and Silken Sands spread thinly over too many areas of opportunity, has BuyMort found its final market victor?

From the elastic supply of the Church's Inquisition auditing Silken Sands to a climactic battle with ROI (that's Return on Incineration, by the way) so low it crashes all markets, this is one fiscal year you won't want to miss.

Get ready for a hostile takeover of epic proportions. In BuyMort: Bull Market Mayhem, the end isn't nigh—it's been leveraged, securitized, and is ready to liquidate. Say your prayers and check your credit score because when the celestial ledger closes, you'll want to make sure your cosmic assets are diversified.

©2023 Joseph Phelps, Damien Hanson (P)2024 Podium Audio Adventure Literature & Fiction Post-Apocalyptic Satire Science Fiction

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You just have to love it. Theres something about this series that is just readily addictive. If you’ve gotten this far you know how amazing it is. If you haven’t gotten this far, what are you doing here? go get all the other books and come back when you’re more enlightened.

This series just gets better

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Another great book in the series ..I hope there will be meny more to come ..

FANTASTIC.

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Love this narrative and narrator. Glad I stumbled upon the first book and then immediately downloaded the series. Give it a go!

Cracker of a series

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the first book was pretty decent, even though the narrators voices can be grating at times. the hob voices sound like the narrator has rocks in his mouth and the snake girlfriend's voice is... an interesting choice.
the main problem i have with the series is how easily everything works out, it's never earned. protagonist suddenly owns a planet? no problem, the first handyman ever hired can handle that easily enough, and better than anyone else in the multiverse. suddenly own a galaxy spanning army? no problem, the first mercenary ever hired is also the best general that's they lived. Got a seemingly impossible task? easy, just shoot it with the magical cannon from one of the first advertisements ever seen. big build up, ridiculous solutions.

as the stakes get higher, the books get worse

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