Tech Titans

Ever swipe left on a billionaire? A hot tech billionaire? Gigi did. Well, mentally, she did.

Alright, here’s the deal. Everybody knows somebody whose Facebook relationship status should be "Still banging my ex." That's not me, though. I’m serious as Donald Trump's hairstylist. I’m not dating him again. I can’t. Really. He’s the biggest investor in my startup. Our affair was short. Intense. Sensual. As in sweaty sensual. But that’s over. It’s all business. Really. Hard and fast. Rule. Gotta focus. Gotta keep it professional.

Yeah, she’s totally hot and totally off-limits. And she’s the one person standing in my freakin’ way of owning a pro football team. So it’s game on. I’ll get what I want. Trust me on this. Hell, I’ll back up a Brinks truck in front of her office and dump cash out the back if that’s what it takes. I didn’t make a billion bucks by losing. I want that team. Her grandfather is ready to sell, but he’s made this crystal clear: I have to talk his hot granddaughter into it. I can do that.