Bernie Rhodenbarr
13 books in seriesBurglars Can't Be Choosers Summary
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Book 1
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Burglars Can't Be Choosers
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
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In this first in a series of wickedly funny mysteries, best-selling author Lawrence Block introduces Bernie Rhodenbarr, sometimes burglar, sometimes sleuth. Pulling only an occasional, very discreet job, Bernie manages to maintain his comfortable New York City apartment and keep his unorthodox vocation a closely-guarded secret. Every burglar knows never to trust anonymous phone calls. But when the caller offers easy money for an hour's work, Bernie can't ignore the job.
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"Nobody ever puts cuffs on Bernie."
- By Norma Miles on 08-02-23
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Burglars Can't Be Choosers
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
- Release date: 24-03-09
- Language: English
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Book 2
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The Burglar in the Closet
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
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Popular author Lawrence Block creates the wild and wonderful world of Bernie Rhodenbarr: fine, upstanding citizen by day, and crafty burglar by night. In this hilarious whodunit, Bernie does a favor for his dentist, only to discover mixing his personal and professional lives can be hazardous to his well-being. As Bernie squirms in the dental chair, Dr. Sheldrake presents a business proposition. He wants Bernie to rob his estranged wife's apartment while she's out enjoying the New York City nightlife.
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the great writing...use of language
- By Annie on 14-02-24
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The Burglar in the Closet
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 27-10-08
- Language: English
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Book 3
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The Burglar Who Liked to Quote Kipling
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
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Trying to go legit, Bernie has taken over a secondhand bookstore in Greenwich Village, but he still can't resist stealing things when the rewards are right. Ever since he bought Barnegat Books, Bernie has been having trouble making ends meet. When a mysterious client asks him to steal a rare edition of Kipling's poetry, he seizes the opportunity to practice his criminal talents and pay his creditors. Pilfering the book is boringly easy. But delivering it is difficult - with the police and a host of shady assailants hot on his heels.
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A great Bernie mystery
- By Sunny on 07-09-15
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The Burglar Who Liked to Quote Kipling
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
- Release date: 27-10-08
- Language: English
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Book 4
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The Burglar Who Studied Spinoza
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
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In The Burglar Who Studied Spinoza, Bernie applies philosophy to match wits with a wily murderer and a few too many burglars. Bernie and his dog-grooming partner in crime, Carolyn, are planning the perfect crime. Tonight, they will rob a brownstone while the well-heeled owners are out of town with their vicious watch dog. But when Bernie painstakingly picks the lock, they discover somebody has already emptied the house - except for a valuable coin almost too hot to handle.
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The Burglar Who Studied Spinoza
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 27-10-08
- Language: English
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Book 5
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The Burglar Who Painted Like Mondrian
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 7 hrs and 5 mins
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By day, Bernie Rhodenbarr runs a respectable used book store in New York City. But by night, he gets his kicks gaining illegal entry into the posh residences of the wealthy. In this wacky mystery, the incorrigible burglar pulls off a low-risk burglary, only to find himself up against an eccentric kidnapper with a taste for abstract Dutch art. When Bernie is offered the chance to appraise a Manhattan millionaire's private library, he jumps at the opportunity.
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Hardboiled Wit
- By P1969 on 29-03-13
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The Burglar Who Painted Like Mondrian
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 7 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 19-02-09
- Language: English
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Book 6
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The Burglar Who Traded Ted Williams
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 8 hrs and 14 mins
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Fans will rejoice as New York's most charming burglar returns to action. Greenwich Village bookseller Bernie Rhodenbarr has perfected the art of breaking and entering, as well as that of clever repartee. Bernie gets plenty of opportunity to exercise both his wit and his lock-picking muscles, as he juggles old friends, new "employees," potential girlfriends, and various criminal charges.
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bernard is fab
- By Annie on 20-02-24
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The Burglar Who Traded Ted Williams
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 8 hrs and 14 mins
- Release date: 24-10-08
- Language: English
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Book 7
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The Burglar Who Thought He Was Bogart
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Frank Muller
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
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Edgar Award-winner Lawrence Block invites you into the criminally funny world of the most notorious star of mystery fiction: Bernie Rhodenbarr, bookseller by day and burglar by night. In this humorous mystery, Bernie's passion for Humphrey Bogart movies leads him to a beautiful damsel in distress, a dangerous international conspiracy, and more than a few incriminating bodies. Sparkling with wit and energy, The Burglar Who Thought He Was Bogart is guaranteed to have you laughing out loud.
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classic Bernie Rhodenbarr
- By Nick on 15-01-22
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The Burglar Who Thought He Was Bogart
- Narrated by: Frank Muller
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 27-10-08
- Language: English
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Book 8
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The Burglar in the Library
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
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Lawrence Block's talent for creating colorful characters, sophisticated dialog, and engaging atmosphere has earned him many awards: the title of Grand Master, three Edgar Awards, four Shamus Awards, and a Nero Wolfe Award. One of his most popular series follows the adventures of the suave bookseller and crook, Bernie Rhodenbarr. Bernie's sweetheart has dumped him. But although his heart is broken, he hasn't lost his love for fine books - or for an occasional discrete burglary.
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takes me away...
- By Annie on 25-02-24
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The Burglar in the Library
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
- Release date: 24-10-08
- Language: English
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Book 9
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The Burglar in the Rye
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
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Winner of multiple Edgar and Shamus Awards, Lawrence Block keeps fans guessing to the end with his rollicking Bernie Rhodenbarr mysteries. In this diverting caper, full-time bookstore owner and part-time burglar Bernie tries to do the right thing for a new friend, only to find himself accused of some terrible wrongs.
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The Burglar in the Rye
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 24-10-08
- Language: English
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Book 10
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Book 11
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The Burglar Who Counted the Spoons
- Bernie Rhodenbarr, Book 11
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
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Ever since The Burglar on the Prowl climbed the best seller lists in 2004, fans have been clamoring for a new book featuring the lighthearted and light-fingered Bernie Rhodenbarr. Now everybody's favorite burglar returns in an 11th adventure that finds him and his lesbian sidekick Carolyn Kaiser breaking into houses, apartments, and even a museum, in a madcap adventure replete with American Colonial silver, an F. Scott Fitzgerald manuscript, a priceless portrait, and a remarkable array of buttons. And, wouldn't you know it, there's a dead body, all stretched out on a Trent Barling carpet....
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I love Bernie...& the Bunch
- By Annie on 04-03-24
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The Burglar Who Counted the Spoons
- Bernie Rhodenbarr, Book 11
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 09-01-14
- Language: English
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Book 12
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The Burglar in Short Order
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 4 hrs and 55 mins
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For all those craving more adventures of their favorite bookseller-by-day and burglar-by-night, The Burglar in Short Order for the first time ever collects all of Bernie Rhodenbarr's short-form appearances in one complete volume. From the story in which a prototype of Bernie first appeared (“A Bad Night for Burglars”) to his appearances in Playboy and (maybe? It's kinda complicated) Cosmopolitan...from an essay discussing Bernie's misadventures in Hollywood to a piece commissioned by a European publisher for a tourist guide to New York....
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The Burglar in Short Order
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 4 hrs and 55 mins
- Release date: 29-02-20
- Language: English
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Book 13
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The Burglar Who Met Frederic Brown
- Bernie Rhodenbarr, Book 13
- By: Lawrence Block
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
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All of a sudden the streets of your city are so overpopulated with security cameras and closed-circuit TV that you have to lock yourself in the bathroom to have an undocumented moment. And locks, which used to provide the recreational pleasure of a moderately challenging crossword puzzle, have become genuinely pickproof.
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Odd, But Good!
- By David Michael Murphy on 06-11-22
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The Burglar Who Met Frederic Brown
- Bernie Rhodenbarr, Book 13
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
- Release date: 18-10-22
- Language: English
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