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Cheeps is an adventurous little chick. He is curious about what's on the other side of the fence. One day he decides to find out (with the help of his best friend, Chuck). Little do they know, there's a fox nearby. What happens next?

From the number one best-selling author Arnie Lightning comes a brand-new Halloween joke collection with lots of spooky Halloween jokes, knee-slappers, and moan-n-groaners. You will cackle at all the jokes about monsters, ghouls, witches, ghosts, zombies, and more. Arnie's witty and comedic humor returns with the 2017 Halloween edition to make your little ghouls and goblins laugh with nonstop puns and jokes about everything Halloween. This refreshing classic is a perfect fit for the entire family to enjoy together!

Christmas is almost here and the excitement is all around! The twinkling Christmas lights and the aroma of freshly baked cookies fills the air. You and your child will enjoy these special Christmas stories for kids. Each story is about includes a moral lesson and is great for early and beginning readers.

Gratitude and appreciation can make life wonderful. These five cute stories are excellent for teaching your little one about being thankful for the things they have. Each story is beautifully crafted with morals and lessons about gratitude and includes just for fun activities.

Christmas is almost here, and the excitement is all around! The twinkling Christmas lights and the aroma of freshly baked cookies fills the air. You and your child will enjoy these special Christmas stories for kids. Each story is fun and entertaining. This also includes hilarious Christmas jokes!

Tommy Squirrel always wants to play. Sammy Squirrel likes to play, too, but he also understands the importance of collecting acorns for the upcoming winter season. What will happen to Tommy when winter comes and he has no food?

Cheeps wants to fly. With the help of his best friend Chuck, they decide to build a rocket to fly into space. What could possibly go wrong?

Sammy and Tammy (Santa's special Christmas elves) have the toughest job in all the North Pole, besides Santa's job, of course. They are Santa's executive helper elves. When children ask for special gifts that can't be made by Santa or the elves, it's their job to find a way to make their wish come true!

The stories about Santa's helpers! Sammy and Tammy (Santa's special Christmas elves) have the toughest job in all the North Pole, besides Santa's job of course. They are Santa's executive helper elves. When children ask for special gifts that can't be made by Santa or the elves, it's their job to find a way to make their wish come true!

You can make bedtime a fun tradition for your child with these cute bedtime stories for kids. Your child will look forward to going to bed with these entertaining stories. Each story includes a moral lesson.

Five-year-old Jason Heel arrives to a new town and a new school. It's his first day, and one of the school bullies already found him as an easy target. Jason quickly sees how the bullies (a small gang called the Terror Squad) just do whatever they want to whomever they want. Can anyone stop them?

This is a cute and funny short story about the perfect pet. What would it be? Would it be a blue bear with spots you can see? Or a sly, silly fox that can climb a tree? This is a light-hearted and silly book for children. The target audience age is for toddlers, preschool, and younger children.

Joke telling can be very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke audiobook full of clean knock knock jokes for kids. This funny audiobook is full of hilarious knock knock jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about food will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Children will love listening aloud with friends and family.

Christmas is almost here and the excitement is all around. The twinkling Christmas lights and the aroma of freshly baked cookies fills the air. You and your child will enjoy these special Christmas stories for kids. Each story is about Frosty the Snowman and his adventures.

Sonny is just a regular boy until one day he finds a conch shell on the beach. He hears a faint voice coming from the shell. It's a knight that has been trapped in there for many years. Will Sonny be brave enough to go on the adventure needed to save the knight?

Christmas is almost here, and the excitement is all around. The twinkling Christmas lights and the aroma of freshly baked cookies fills the air. You and your child will enjoy these special Christmas stories and jokes for kids.

Peanut and Sparky is a cute and fun children's book about a little boy and his silly little baby squirrel named Peanut and a feisty Golden Lab named Sparky. The two are a very unlikely duo. Follow the adventures of Peanut and Sparky, and find out what kind of mischief and fun they get into!

Noah is a normal six-year-old boy living a very normal life. Little does he know that today everything will change! One day, Noah comes home from school to see that his Uncle Eric is in town. Uncle Eric is a magician and traveler. Uncle Eric gives Noah a gift from his adventures in Japan. It's a magic pencil he acquired in an underwater volleyball match with a mermaid named Carl. What will Noah draw first?

Bloof is a small, round white puff of fur. He is a poof, but what is a poof? Join Bloof on his adventure to find out what a poof is and learn about the lesson of being yourself. Bloof learns that being "one of a kind" is a good thing! Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!

Yoshi is a kid ninja with high ambition. He wants to become the best ninja he can be, but he does not know where to start. Yoshi asks the Master Ninja for help, and he gives him a special scroll with all the answers. Does Yoshi have what it takes to become an excellent ninja?