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The Therapy Crouch

The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.


Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.

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Therapy Crouch
Parenting & Families Relationships Social Sciences
Episodes
  • Single Mum Messaging Your Man? Abbey’s Brutal Advice
    Jul 3 2025

    On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, it's sunshine, sports days and sassy dilemmas as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch return with a fresh round of Ask Me Anything questions. From competitive parent races to dental disasters, no stone is left unturned.


    The duo get hilariously honest about their kids’ school sports day, including the dreaded mums' 100m sprint (wombs beware!).


    We also hear from listeners navigating tricky relationship territory: from sobbing new dads missing their mates to suspiciously chatty football coaches, and a man whose idea of oral hygiene could end a marriage.

    Plus, the couple unpack the emotional load of new parenthood, midlife crisis golf trips, and the true trauma of bad breath. It’s chaos, it’s comfort, it’s classic Therapy Crouch.

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    34 mins
  • Peter Crouch: “I Got Kicked Out the Bedroom..."
    Jun 26 2025

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s chaos, carnage, and caravan fantasies as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch return with their usual mix of hilarity and home truths.


    From Father’s Day flops to weekly moans, the couple covers everything from Abbey's missing makeup and teen daughters who steal, to Peter’s viral golf video trauma and some eyebrow-raising confessions about canal boats.


    A listener's story of a first kiss that turned into a lifelong love sparks one of the most wholesome tangents yet, until it’s derailed by a chat about Transformers, flannel pyjamas, and a furious pillow dispute.


    We’ve got parenting pandemonium, a DIY birthday Glastonbury, and “chucky egg”… whatever that is.


    So if you’re in need of a laugh, a moan, or just want to hear Peter whisper “Decepticon, climb on bed,” this one’s for you.

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    46 mins
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I’m a massive fan of the Peter Crouch Podcast so saw this and thought I’d give it a go, and it did not disappoint. Both Abbey and Peter are pure class and gives a great insight into their lives and normal day to day problems. I love Abbeys sense of humour, can not stop laughing!

Love it!!

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Love it, it's fun, genuine and interesting with engaging hosts. Love listening to it whenever I can.

Light hearted and real!

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This podcast by Abby and Pete is fantastic it’s so real and down to earth they constantly make me laugh out loud. Great to hear about their experiences and thoughts.

Brilliant!

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A refreshingly funny podcast that brightens up my week. Whether they are being honest or having a silly moment the ease and candidness of all involved is hilarious and takes the edge of everyday problems.

Funny, honest and relatable

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A review requires 15 words. It’s a great podcast just not one for reviewing .. 1 more word - done

Great

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The laughs I had listening to this podcast .. I’m married 38 years and met my husband in 1984 … it’s utterly brilliant . It’s like listening to me and my husband 🤣🤣🤣

Brilliant

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Really easy listen and very funny. Always puts a smile on my face. Love when Abs rinses Pete.
Love hearing the stories of when they are out together.

Absolutely brilliant

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Loved it! can't wait for more. l love this couple. Just laughed all the way through, so refreshing.

Brilliant & hilarious

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This is a funny podcast, there is always something to make you smile. However, tales of endless holidays abroad whilst some of the country scrimps and saves for a week by the sea, gets a bit nauseous. Sorry, but over privileged and over indulged comes to mind. We all work hard, some just aren't as fortunate. Jealous? You bet!! 🤣

Funny, but too many expensive holiday tales

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When this podcast started it was 5 stars!
But now there has got to be over 5 minutes of adverts on this podcast. It never used to be like this. As all podcasts it’s starting to lose its spark as well. Repeating the same old stories with every single guest they have on etc. The third person Ross is way too involved for someone who no one knows. Hopefully the pod goes back to its old ways. A great shame!

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