Episodes

  • S01E06 Mythtakes Happen - Gnome Pain, Gnome Gain
    Jun 14 2025

    There's something wrong the gnomes. Learn all about it and how to protect yourself from the scourge of the Gnome Plague. Also featuring Shatterfolk, crossbows and the dreams of small things and big things, young things and old... so very old... things.

    Learn how Gnomes and Goblins are held together by dreams of different sorts. Learn why you should just 'trust the process' and why priests of Gruvold dislike crossbows.

    As a fun little bonus, we ask each other a personal question each in Ready, Setting, Go!

    Not THAT personal. We're not that kind of podcast.

    Join us, won’t you? Some Mythtakes Happen, but these ones are on purpose.

    Episode 6: Gnome Pain, Gnome Gain Supplementary Material:

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Y0njR9VTBHNlzFF6XtlAwoKz15dTGNLG8NDnPr6NhZY/edit?usp=sharing

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    Trigger Warnings: colonialism, war, death, gang warfare, #keyboard clicks

    Tags: #worldbuilding #dnd #gaming #roleplaying #rpg #settings #creatures #ghouls #dwarfs #fantasy #imperial #podcast #creativity #collaboration #dungeons, #orcs #goblins #gnomes

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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • S01E05 Mythtakes Happen - Snad by Me
    May 14 2025

    We meet the Chods, the Hobbs and the Tomeworms as we take a deep dive into the Gangs of South Heliakon. But let's not forget the slippery and dangerous Butternut Boys! We celebrate Fettersval, Gruvolly and talk about the mournful day of Catacord. A bit of a theme today, and well worth tuning in for this extra-long, action-packed episode.

    We also explore the many Districts of North Heliakon, get into the interesting world of finance with the Bank Building of Benson, Benson and Byrde and take a peek into the inner-workings of these economic powerhouses. And for a bit of light entertainment, we talk a bit about the very real, very competitive sport of Platterbone.

    Join us, won’t you? Some Mythtakes Happen, but these ones are on purpose.

    Episode 5: Snad by Me Supplementary Material:

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nnTVaYCyNgfm86zBEaYlyIWrDo45_iwejRBJ1WbbdFw/edit?usp=sharing

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    Trigger Warnings: colonialism, war, death, gang warfare

    Tags: #worldbuilding #dnd #gaming #roleplaying #rpg #settings #creatures #ghouls #dwarfs #fantasy #imperial #podcast #creativity #collaboration #dungeons, #orcs

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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • S01E04 Mythtakes Happen - Helluva Heliadog
    Apr 14 2025

    Today's episode explores the cutthroat world of a 'Lodge of Snakes', as well as the infamous 'Meatgrinder Lodge'. We talk about the secrets of magic, the methodologies and ways of various will-workers in our fantasy world and the linguistic sentence spells of the Vaesta. What does this mean for the continent of Delmarin and what toll do these magical paradigms take on the casters?

    Likewise, we take a sneak-peek at the elusive Stygiad Council, their faceless goddess and a history of mystery stretching back to time immemorial. There is also the patriotic Heliadog. A deliciously scrumptious episode awaits.

    Join us, won’t you? Some Mythtakes Happen, but these ones are on purpose.

    Episode 4: Helluva Heliadog Supplementary Material:

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lYDdQ5nToZR_WIJqupythTUUvXJCxLCNwvE_BOGhdMI/edit?usp=sharing

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    Trigger Warnings: colonialism, war, death, Aaron's singing, No seriously he sings and it is BAD

    Tags: #worldbuilding #dnd #gaming #roleplaying #rpg #settings #creatures #ghouls #dwarfs #fantasy #imperial #podcast #creativity #collaboration #dungeons, #orcs

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • S01E03 Mythtakes Happen - Minions: Rise of Gruvold
    Mar 14 2025

    We return to the glorious city of Heliakon and imagineer Orcs, but here we come to an impasse. Do we stay with the depressed and pessimistic orcs wrought by Chris or do we instead make a place in the world for Aaron's all-singing, all-dancing magical bard orcs? Listen to find out.

    We learn about the famous Stratomaach Serfé Mirakore; Queen of the Golden River and her contributions during the great war which tore our city asunder. We define a God important both to Orcs and the Great Consociate Empire, talk about the military ranks of the Unfettered League and even have a small gander at the useful, but sticky Slime Amulets,

    Once again recording from a (slightly clearer) fish tank.

    Join us, won’t you? Some Mythtakes Happen, but these ones are on purpose.

    Episode 3: Minions - Rise of Gruvold Supplementary Material:

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mehtjagnwoF3qsjoLt2quUB35r3QdUaJHaeUNrm02yU/edit?usp=drive_link

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    Trigger Warnings: colonialism, war, death

    Tags: #worldbuilding #dnd #gaming #roleplaying #rpg #settings #creatures #ghouls #dwarfs #fantasy #imperial #podcast #creativity #collaboration #dungeons, #orcs

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    57 mins
  • S01E02 Mythtakes Happen - Glass Half Ghoul
    Feb 14 2025

    Episode 2. Recording in person, but from a fish tank. We learn about the ghouls of Heliakon, and meet Liman Jorush, a very nice man with nothing to hide. There are secrets hiding in these undead creatures which could spell the end of the city. We zoom out of Heliakon itself and take a look at the great continent of Delmarin and the nations and city-states which still fiercely cling to independence despite the presence of our two hungry imperial powers. What can they do in the face of such cultural and military behemoths?

    We take a look at DUNGEONS. Beneath this ancient city lie the Deepvaults, labyrinthine corridors and remnants of previous civilisations. In their depths, the Unfettered League and the Great Consociate Empire both dig into the past to secure a future of their own design. But how deep is too deep?

    Join us, won’t you? Some Mythtakes Happen, but these ones are on purpose.

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    Episode 2: Glass Half Ghoul Supplementary Material:

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oeyAZCopiNCwLQOCoXhAXKrrAmtxii33KIJB1nK2BRo/edit?usp=sharing

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    Trigger Warnings: colonialism, war, death, undeath, body horror, family violence

    Tags: #worldbuilding #dnd #gaming #roleplaying #rpg #settings #creatures #ghouls #dwarfs #fantasy #imperial #podcast #creativity #collaboration #dungeons

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    1 hr
  • S01E01 Mythtakes Happen - Heliakonversations
    Jan 14 2025

    In the first episode of Mythtakes Happen, we begin to create and define a fantasy world centred on the partitioned city of Heliakon. It is an ancient metropolis carved up by two great powers who once fought to a standstill before signing the armistice which led to its partition.

    Who are the Unfettered League and the Great Consociate Empire? What do they want and what will they do to get it? We visit Brightmarket and the mysterious Brazen Dome as well as the district of Melodwynn. We meet the Interbellum Guard of the Serpentine Wall, talk about magic in our world and so much more.

    Join us, won’t you? Some Mythtakes Happen, but these ones are on purpose.

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    Episode 1: Heliakonversations Supplementary Material: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rVeMbsGImBLDcEsFqZP1DfdhwMx_pptZoNuakZlZVGE/edit?usp=sharing

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    Trigger Warnings: colonialism, war, family violence

    Tags: #worldbuilding #dnd #gaming #roleplaying #rpg #settings

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • S01 Bonus Episode - Monumental Mythtakes
    May 31 2025

    Another Bonus Episode with a new format. Short and sweet, we talk Monumental Mythtakes.

    Each host comes up with someone from the history of our fictional world and something they left behind. The other host contextualises it for us.

    Together, we make art so sublime the greatest philosophers in the world cannot hold a candle to it. They try, but it just makes incomprehensible and ultimately unknowable shadows on the cave walls.

    Join us, won’t you? Some Mythtakes Happen, but these ones are on purpose.

    This is not the official Minecraft podcast.

    There exists a RAW, uncut and sexy version of this recording as a video. You can watch it here:

    https://youtu.be/MZkb5xlQBQ4

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    Trigger Warnings: colonialism, war, violence, head-taking, filicide, domestic violence, suicide

    Tags: #worldbuilding #dnd #gaming #roleplaying #rpg #settings #bonusepisode #monster #monuments #characters #TTRPG #development

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    20 mins
  • S01 Bonus Episode - Monstrous Mythtakes - Rippling Patagia
    Apr 30 2025

    For the first ever in all the worlds, both real and fictional, Chris and Aaron present a whole new format of exciting Bonus Episode. No longer satisfied with making Small Mythtakes, today they are making Monstrous Mythtakes!

    Each host provides the other with a name, an extremely brief and frankly mysterious description of a monster and it becomes the other host's unenviable task to flesh that creature out! Give it an appearance, behaviour, history, habitat, threats and possible rewards for slaying or surviving it.

    In our fist episode, we really dig deep into a pair of burrowing creatures, explore the growing taxonomy of Heliakon 'eagles' and come up with some seriously sick band names quite entirely by accident.

    Join us, won’t you? Some Mythtakes Happen, but these ones are on purpose.

    There exists a RAW, uncut and sexy version of this recording as a video. You can watch it here:

    https://youtu.be/TLrauyWkxPk

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    Trigger Warnings: colonialism, war, violence, cephalapods

    Tags: #worldbuilding #dnd #gaming #roleplaying #rpg #settings #bonusepisode #monster

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    31 mins