Episodes

  • Limp Breadsticks and Stolen Cold Cuts

    Limp Breadsticks and Stolen Cold Cuts
    Jul 10 2025
    In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan delve into what makes a hobby luxurious, and get an update on a hobby that's distinctly unglamorous (attending sea shanty festivals). They also celebrate the classy art of letter writing, and Jonathan shares a story of a disastrous family meal.

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    26 mins
  • Air Travel

    Air Travel
    Jul 9 2025
    In this week's episode, William and Jonathan discuss the miracle of flight and all its glamourous - and unglamorous - features. From settling on which is truly the most luxurious class, to coping with nightmare passengers, they cover it all. William and Jonathan also bring a personal touch to the mix, with JVS describing a challenging lavatory experience, and William opening up about his delicate fainting spells.

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    50 mins
  • Lottery Wins and Holiday Advice

    Lottery Wins and Holiday Advice
    Jul 3 2025
    It's a multicultural bonus episode this week, with William and Jonathan practicing their German and advising a luxury listener on where to spend their holiday. Plus, the two fantasise about winning the lottery, and the mysterious art of 'Baby Led Weaning' makes a return.

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    27 mins
  • Dead Birds and Digeridoos

    Dead Birds and Digeridoos
    Jun 26 2025
    This week's bonus episode takes place in the Vernon-Smith residence, sparking a heated discussion between Jonathan and William about town versus country. Plus, a discussion about the luxury way to treat your house staff, and the unexpected perils of an outdoor mirror. The two wrap things up with a very luxury live sea shanty performance, because why not?

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    28 mins
  • Arguments

    Arguments
    Jun 25 2025
    William and Jonathan explore how to enter an argument in a becoming and sophisticated fashion. They revisit old spats, including with a flatmate, a bar lady, and a very out of his depth electrician who thought he could go toe-to-toe with Jonathan. Plus, advice on how to handle keyboard warriors, and when to (if ever) admit that one’s got it wrong.

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    40 mins
  • Sauna Celeb Spotting and Ball Management

    Sauna Celeb Spotting and Ball Management
    Jun 19 2025
    In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan kick things off with a discussion on the pros and cons of naturism, before William regales Jonathan about a very saucy interaction with a secret celeb. Plus, an important discussion on whether removal companies are luxury or not, and how to deal with misbehaving balls.

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    28 mins
  • Holidays

    Holidays
    Jun 18 2025
    In this week's episode, William and Jonathan discuss holidays. The two trade tips on the most luxury locations, and give listeners advice on everything from souvenir shopping to bridging US/UK divides. Plus, William balks at Jonathan's choice of holiday accommodation, and a cleaning product is confused with a different kind of lubricant.

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    43 mins