Episodes

  • William & Jonathan Vs. Estate Agents

    William & Jonathan Vs. Estate Agents
    Apr 17 2025
    William and Jonathan swap horror stories about estate agents, including one in particular that made Jonathan the angriest he's ever been. Plus, the two provide some cutting-edge etiquette tips on the appropriate times to send voice notes.

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    20 mins
  • Lighting

    Lighting
    Apr 16 2025

    William and Jonathan discuss lighting. From the most sophisticated number of lumens, to whether wifi bulbs are common, the two explore how to keep one's home exquisitely well lit. Plus, they plan to ditch the recording studio in favour for a KFC restaurant.



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    31 mins
  • Bin Days and Hotel Stays

    Bin Days and Hotel Stays
    Apr 10 2025
    In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan discuss how to keep one's wheelie bin spotless, and give some advice on how to spruce up a hotel room. Plus, they hold nothing back in a very frank assessment of their favourite kitchen utensils.

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    22 mins
  • Pets

    Pets
    Apr 9 2025
    This week, William and Jonathan talk about their little furry friends in great detail. The two discuss which dog breeds are the smartest, how to maintain animal hygiene, and how to train a pet to be as sophisticated as possible. Plus, the two try and solve the mysterious deaths of William's childhood pets.

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    44 mins
  • Papal Protocol and Hotel Hustling

    Papal Protocol and Hotel Hustling
    Apr 3 2025
    In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan discuss the proper way to behave when visiting the Vatican. Plus, Jonathan shares his tips on securing a luxury hotel room upgrade, and William gives a full review of his car valet.

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    25 mins
  • Living Rooms

    Living Rooms
    Apr 2 2025

    William and Jonathan discuss living rooms - or are they drawing rooms, or lounges? The two tackle everything from what makes a sofa sophisticated, to how to properly display one's television. Plus, Jonathan recalls a moment of childhood inebriation, and William continues planning for retirement.


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    36 mins
  • Car Cleanliness and Eating Abroad

    Car Cleanliness and Eating Abroad
    Mar 27 2025
    In this bonus episode, William and Jonathan swap opinions on foreign food, and discuss how to best inspire sophistication in others. They also puzzle over a mysterious new feature in William’s car valet.

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    21 mins
  • Theatre

    Theatre
    Mar 26 2025
    William and Jonathan discuss the theatre. Whether it be a pre-show supper, the clothes, or the correct play watching etiquette, the two define the qualities that make a sophisticated theatregoer. Plus, they discuss musicals - with Jonathan feeling very strongly about one particular title.

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    37 mins