It's the very first episode of 'Crass!', a new podcast hosted by BFFs Forever (Best Friends Forever 's' Forever), Paul Austin and Jorge Walsh.

This week: Jorge describes his dream Wetherspoons, the boys lay out their plans for running jokes, discuss the Fogle family parenting techniques, berate terrible vinyl figures, and Paul tells an unbelievable story about a Waitrose.

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It's the second ever episode of 'Crass!', and it's already an absolute shambles.

This week: Paul reveals a rather unsavoury detail of his childhood, Jorge gets some unwanted advice from a newsagent, and the woman from Waitrose makes an appearance in a Wilko.

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'Crass!' is back for another shambolic podcast.

This week: the boys discuss fudge, Jorge professes his disdain for a terrible new Channel 4 show, Paul eats crisps, while his mates weep in a DIY shop.

TRIGGER WARNING: LOUD SOUND OF CRISP IN MOUTH

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'Crass!' returns. Another day, another dollar.

This week: the guys talk languages, a great point is made about 'Catchphrase', Paul reads out an embarrassing story he wrote when he was 13, and Jorge says something that makes Paul laugh solidly for about three minutes.

TRIGGER WARNING: GENUINELY USEFUL LIFE HACK

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Unlock your 'Crass'tity belt (chastity belt), because 'Crass!' is a back for a brand new 'podisode' (podcast episode).

This time: the chumps discuss war-based television, Paul revives Catchphrase again, Jorge describes a dream, and a series of unusual events unfold in KFC.

Plus, we read out some of your vile correspondence!

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Hello to Jason Isaacs.

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At last! 'Crass!' reaches its sixth episode!

To celebrate this incredible milestone, the boys talk about everyone's favourite racist* (former) chat-show host, Jorge rants about the worst day of his life, and Paul reads a chapter from his autobiography.

So you've started a podcast, but it's too niche for anyone to really enjoy?

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It's the seventh instalment of 'Crass!'; shaken, not stirred.

This week: a listener tells an unlikely Savalas-dote, Jorge obviously goes on about James Bond, and Paul has a disastrous encounter with the Lonely Hearts Club.

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It's 'Crass!' time again!

This week: the boys briefly talk about sex education, before indulging themselves with an in-depth Lyndhurst discussion. Jorge revives a classic 'Crass!' feature, and Paul takes a trip to a ridiculous celebrity party.

Give it a listen, you bunch of wallys! (Wallies?)

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