BRO CHURCH

By: JMC Collective
  • Summary

  • Join Felix and The Dave every week as they embark on a rollercoaster of banter, weaving through the maze of pop culture, current events, and the absurdity of everyday life. Think of it as the sacred gathering of bros who've mastered the art of witty banter, blending humor and insight. Bro Church beat produced by Jose Garcia AKA Mr. Infinito https://oddcurious.com/ Scratches and cuts done by Anthony Soto AKA Serenity The Prophet http://www.serenitytheprophet.com/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR2y6Y17usLFB--NgDNiXDppvy0XNjNsNIdKEJZUyg9Izwpl7HiK95w_CJs_aem_jW41LhJihyL9nB1Gj8qvoA
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Episodes
  • 07 | "No Debate, Just Pharoah Energy Bro"
    Sep 12 2024
    In this episode of Bro Church, Dave reveals that he took a 23andMe test and discovered he’s related to Pharaoh Ramses III. Yes, he had to go through the whole spitting process, but now that he's got this royal lineage in his back pocket, he’s definitely going to milk it—forever. Get ready for a lifetime of hearing how "royalty" should get special treatment! Felix and Dave also break down the latest presidential debate, where Kamala Harris actually managed to give it back to Trump, who refused eye contact the entire time. Spoiler: It was still a complete shit show, but at least someone was coherent. Finally, it’s time for Bro Fitness. Dave is all about the workout talk, while Felix reflects on how he needs to "figure out life" – but, you know, maybe later. #BroChurch #Pharaoh #Ramses #RamsesReveal #23andMe #PresidentialDebate #BroFitness #FigureItOut #PoliticalCircus
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    55 mins
  • 06 | "Drop the WARHAMMER: Video Games Special Edition"
    Sep 5 2024

    Drop the WARHAMMER: Video Games Special Edition

    Alright, BRO CHURCH fam, hold on to your joysticks because Felix and The Dave are back at it with the most epic gaming episode ever. Felix starts off in true chaotic fashion—sweating bullets because he forgot to turn on the fan, while The Dave is cracking jokes like he’s hosting an open mic night. Technology's against them? Of course! But when you’re running Bro Church, you roll with the punches like a Dark Souls boss battle.

    This time, the boys dive into their gaming roots. The Dave reminisces about the glory days when he wasn’t getting roasted by 10-year-olds on Grand Theft Auto servers. Yeah, he might still be out there losing to these tiny digital assassins, but Felix? He’s hung up the controller (mostly) while his kids crush it. But that’s not where the gaming talk ends.

    The real star here? Warhammer 40K. The Dave, our resident tabletop geek, proudly displays his custom-painted miniatures like a dad showing off his newborn. Felix, in true Bro Church fashion, is both impressed and utterly baffled. “Wait, you paint inside the models?” Yes, Felix, it’s that deep. This isn’t just some board game—this is tactical warfare with a side of artistry.

    And, of course, the boys can’t stop dreaming big. Imagine the Bro Church Universe in the online world of Grand Theft Auto. You want in? Blood in, blood out, baby. We’re not just about Sunday sermons—we’re about digital mayhem.

    The Dave also schools us on the finer points of Warhammer lore—this is tabletop warfare taken to the extreme, with painted miniatures, points systems, and a whole lot of dedication. Felix finally sees the light: maybe gaming is the ultimate way to stay out of trouble (or at least stay home).

    By the end, it’s clear these two aren’t just gaming—they’re building the Bro Church empire, whether it's on Twitch, a tabletop, or in their own heads. So buckle up, subscribe, and get ready for the chaos. And remember, Bro Church fam: if you’re gaming with us, you’re family. If not? Go f*** yourself. We still love you.

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    49 mins
  • 05 | "Very Bromure: Classy as F*ck"
    Aug 24 2024
    Ready for another wild ride with Bro Church? Buckle up! In this episode, we tackle: 1. Trending Alert: "Demure": We break down the viral social media trend and give it the Bro Church twist—introducing "bromure." It’s demure with a Bro Church attitude. 2. Phil Donahue’s Legacy: RIP to the talk show legend, Phil Donahue. Reflecting on how losing cultural icons gives you major life feels. 3. Blake Lively’s Controversy Train: Her new movie "It Ends With Us" is all the rage online. Plus, we chat about her not-so-great press tour. 4. F-Up Files: Bears, beers, and meth csndy. We've got some crazy stories this week, and we dive into the madness. Tune in for laughs, deep chats, and our usual Bro Church shenanigans. You don’t want to miss this episode! #BroChurch #Demure #PhilDonahue #ItEndsWithUs #BlakeLively #FoodBankIncident #DavesFUpFiles #Podcast #Trending #CurrentEvents
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    1 hr and 7 mins

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