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You’re That B*tch

& Other Cute Stories About Being Unapologetically Yourself

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You’re That B*tch

By: Bretman Rock
Narrated by: Bretman Rock
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About this listen

A chaotically joyous collection of essays from one of the original influencers and the internet's sweetheart, Bretman "The Baddest" Rock.

Hilarious and earnest, this collection of essays, how-tos and never-before-seen photos goes far beyond what we know of Bretman Rock from social media. Who is Bretman Rock Sacayanan behind the screen and how did he become the original superstar influencer and today’s beloved best friend of the internet?

You're That Bitch welcomes you into Bretman Rock's world—from how his childhood in the Philippines, his family, Filipino culture, and being a first-generation immigrant helped shape him into who he is today. Peek into how Bretman became a social media sensation at the precocious age of 14, balancing living a glamorous jet-setting lifestyle on weekends while still serving lunch at his school’s cafeteria, running as a varsity track-star, and making honor roll during the week. With his signature honesty, this is an unfiltered and unprecedented look at what it means to be one of the first digital celebrities and that bitch–-from dealing with cancel culture, drama and heartbreak, to what it means to love yourself and your community.

From the funniest and undeniably cutest person on the internet, this is a book for the weirdos and for the bad bitches . . . this book is for you!

©2023 Bretman Rock (P)2023 HarperCollins Publishers
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"Bretman Rock is one of the most original, influential voices on social media. This book is hilarious and that bitch made me laugh out loud." (Chelsea Handler)

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I really loved the way the book is written! Nice and easy to understand. Great work!

Loved it!!

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Truly a book you will enjoy listening to more than you will reading it. An unexpected inspiration that's for sure.

Authentic, empowering and funny

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This was the 1st audio book I’ve ever listened too and it was absolutely amazing. Empowering, educating and comedic. I would definitely recommend the audio book over the paperback as you really understand the contract within Bretman’s vocabulary. 10/10

My first audio book was amazing

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This book 100% made me feel better whenever I felt a little down. whenever I didn't feel confident, I know listening to a couple chapters of this book would pick me right back up!
The story telling keeps you engaged by having a balance of comedy and seriousness whilst Brentmans personality effortlessly shines through. I was sad when it was over. It's a good listen. I highly recommend.

What an interesting and admirable individual.

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Omg it’s an absolute game-changer! It's fierce, empowering, and filled with Bretman's signature sass. This book is all about embracing your true self and slaying in every aspect of life. From beauty tips to life lessons, Bretman keeps it real and leaves you feeling inspired. Get ready to unleash your inner b*tch and conquer the world!

Captivating, relatable, and beautifully written - this book is an absolute must-read!

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Honestly I don’t know who Bretman Rock is but now I know!
I have liked the book a lot because I personally appreciated it.
He seems very genuine and down to hearth.

Very nice

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this book is super honest, funny, and motivating! it made me love Bretman even more. highly recommend to anyone who follows him.

absolutely loved this!

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Bragging about material positions when you’re a coloniser in Hawaii and making excuses for past racism was so off putting.

The bragging and racism.

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