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Worst Knights Ever

By: Dane Hanson, Jimmy Paulsen
Narrated by: Mitch Benn
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Summary

"Hilarious and irreverent! The only thing I don't like about this is that I didn't think of this premise first." (Steve Hofstetter, comedian)

It's autumn 2001, and a fire-breathing dragon is destroying London. With most of her military overseas, the queen decides to do what previous queens would've done and calls in her knights!

The only problem is that the queen has only knighted celebrities.

Worst Knights Ever is the hilarious tale of four celebrities who volunteer to hunt down the dragon and try and save all of London.

This novel is an R-rated fantasy satire that has been called Jaws meets Ricky Gervais' Extras. Its outrageous, irreverent humor and surprising heart have delighted early reviewers.

The novel is very inclusive and features LGTBQ heroes.

If you like quick wit, some dirty jokes, loving relationships, and brave celebrities who are underprepared and in grave danger, you will love Worst Knights Ever!

©2023 Dane Hanson (P)2023 Dane Hanson
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A thoroughly enjoyable listen

I very much enjoyed this book. If I'm being completely honest I enjoyed it much more than I thought I would. The story was very unique. The voice work was top notch, pretty much nailing all the characters perfectly. The comedy was brilliant throughout.

I would very much recommend this book, and I am looking forward to any further books as well.

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