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This Book Is Full of Spiders
- Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It (John Dies at the End, Book 2)
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 14 hrs and 49 mins
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Summary
From David Wong, the writer of the cult sensation John Dies at the End comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes.
Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR.
You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection - the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the "cure" involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed.
Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking.
"Like an episode of AMC's "The Walking Dead" written by Douglas Adams of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." …Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it." –Washington Post
"Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller… David Wong (Jason Pargin) is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you." –SF Signal
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- Anna Victoria
- 26-09-18
Amazing and so funny
I loved this book!! It's amazing, funny, and not like any other book I read before! This author is absolutely unik and I laugh servel times! The story is with out a doubt worth reading!!!
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- DeanP
- 13-12-17
Hilarious, intelligent, entertaininng
Another totally entertaining horror comedy from David Wong with an involved plot, plenty of twists and humour at every turn. Shame the first in the series Isn’t also on Audible.
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- Kelly Doak
- 01-08-16
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Absolutely hilarious and absurd, occasionally scary, or at least disgusting. This is my second listen through and I loved it as much as the first go around.
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- Kindle Customer
- 16-06-22
Just download it already!!
LOVE this book!! Couldn't stop listening to it, also honestly one of the best narrators I've listened too by far! Absolutely brilliant story telling. 10/10 would recommend if you want something completely insane to blow your mind and make you question wtf you just listened too 😂
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- Louis Zaidman
- 06-05-16
Fantastic book
I've read it five times and listened to it once. Can't recommend it higher. In one word, awesome!
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- leighisking77@hotmail.com
- 07-11-16
Great fun
This book is really great fun and an excellent companion for driving, engaging but not taxing.
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- Kentoski
- 09-09-16
hugely entertaining sci-fi-ish romp
A rollercoaster ride of occult, conspiracy, infection and spider, set in the sleepy town of UNDISCLOSED.
Highly recommended.
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- Danni R
- 28-01-20
Fantastic
I love this series, it gets me through long journeys, is enjoyable, fascinating and incredibly written.
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- Benita
- 28-03-18
Fantastic
Book was amazing, funny and creepy.
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the narrator did an amazing job. I enjoyed every second of it!
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- skye
- 08-11-18
There is a reason 'John dies at the end' is famous
And it's because it's a great series. If you've not read the first in the series and are worried about jumping in, don't. I started with this book and still really enjoyed it.
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