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The Sh!t No One Tells You

A Guide to Surviving Your Baby’s First Year, Updated Edition (Sh!t No One Tells You Series, Book 1)

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The Sh!t No One Tells You

By: Dawn Dais
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There comes a time in every new mother's life when she realizes that all the pregnancy well-wishes and baby shower gifts left her profoundly unqualified for the realities of life with a newborn. Who knew there would be so much crying - and how much of that crying would be coming from the mom?

Best-selling author Dawn Dais believes that a vast conspiracy exists to hide the truth about parenting from expectant mothers for fear that if the truth got out, women would (1) stop having babies or (2) stop bringing them home. Eschewing the adorableness that oozes out of other parenting books, Dais offers real advice from real moms - along with hilarious anecdotes, tips, and the encouragement every new mom needs to survive the first year of parenthood.

Revised and updated with new chapters offering advice for single moms and tips for partners, The Sh!t No One Tells You is a must-have companion for every new mother's sleepless nights and poop-filled days.

©2021 Dawn Dais (P)2021 Tantor
Infants & Toddlers Parenting & Families Relationships Funny Witty First Baby

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Not scientific, not very thorough, but indeed entertaining ! The author is almost a stand up comedian, or maybe an actual stand up comedian (?), - she had both me and my husband laughing out loud listening to it in the background.

Funny!

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