The FBG
100% Unofficial Parody!
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The FBG
Narrated by:
Ian Billings
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Narrated by:
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Ian Billings
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Ian Billings
About this listen
"It's supersmellygunkyfilthynastygrosslyputrid!" In your hands you are holding the true story of the FBG — the Flipping Big Gnome! He's not like other gnomes. Oh, no! He's big, flipping big! Together with his friend, Stephanie and the King of Engerlund and a huge herd of emus he tries to save the world from a huge Dollop of the rudest, naughtiest and smelliest gnomes ever! Ever! Because they're coming for your imagination!
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