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The Crop Circle
By: Kevin Sweeney
Narrated by: Kent Cadwallader
Length: 3 hrs and 16 mins

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Narrated by: Kent Cadwallader

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Summary

Warning: Extreme horror. Gore. Violence.

Fun. Friendship. Genital mutilation.

When one of them reveals that he has terminal cancer, four childhood friends agree to do something that they have talked about for years; ever since they were young, they've always spoken about making a crop circle in the shape of a massive cock. Of course, it's a childish, stupid notion, but somehow it seems fitting.

Little do they know what they are letting themselves in for...a descent into ultraviolence, insanity, and mind-bending horror.