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Summary

A little magic can go a long way - to really screwing up a girl's life!

Mara is having the worst month of her life. At least, that's what her cards tell her and they've never been wrong. She's evicted from her apartment, loses her job, and is banned from Beverly Hills. So when the tarot cards predict her imminent demise, she uses a little magic to make her world right.

Suddenly, an aunt she's never met dies, leaving Mara as her sole heir. But when Mara moves into her inherited home, she discovers Aunt Tillie never moved out. She's still one pissed-off old lady, even postmortem, and she blames Mara's magical meddling for her death.

When Mara accidentally releases a demon and awakens the spirit of the most powerful witch in history, Tillie's ready to kill her - literally. It's the only way she can think of to save the girl from herself. The witch and the demon, however, have other plans for Mara's body!

©2011, 2012 HekaRose Publishing and Christiana Miller (P)2014 HekaRose Publishing and Christiana Miller
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5 out of 5 stars
By Susi Moffat on 20-05-19

Unexpected

I honestly didn’t expect to enjoy this audiobook half as much as I did, especially as I found the narration a little grating at times, but I loved it. The story is original and full of twists, and I found myself desperate to know what happened next.

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3 out of 5 stars
By Nadine Vrijhof on 21-07-22

Some good, some less so

The narrator did a good job. Pleasant voice. She got the tone of the book just right, the sarcastic remarks, and that was nice!

I liked the tone of the story, and I liked Mara, the main character. Not sure about Gus, her best friend who was a little nasty. The story was enjoyable.

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Some parts were a little drawn out. I was waiting for Aunt Tillie to make an appearance (since the book is called after her) but that took a while. The story could have been told perfectly well in a third of the pages. Which also meant my mind drifted off easily.

The first large part of the book is mostly about Mara’s life falling apart and her complaining about it. In a funny way, but also a bit slow. Except for the almost-too-scary nightmares. And just a bit too much complaining without doing something about it. End of chapter 15(!) and finally, after more than 2 hours 45 minutes, THE package arrives. And I sighed a sigh of relief. Things can get started now. Finally, it’s actually about Aunt Tillie’s legacy!

But you know what? By the title of this book I thought Aunt Tillie wouldn’t know she was dead, but she did! I was so disappointed, this was what I had been looking forward to the whole time! The title is misleading!

And then the story became a hot mess. This book would have benefitted from a good amount of editing and a clearer plot. Dreams, reality, it’s all one big blur. And after waiting for so long for something to finally happen, and have it be so disappointing when it finally did, I had to conclude this book wasn’t giving me joy. It just got too weird. I quit at chapter 31 out of 49. Still 3 stars because it wasn’t BAD just not for me.

There is quite a lot swearing. Just a fair warning for those who don’t like that. So don’t expect a cozy. It has horror-y moments. I personally don’t do horror, but this was just within my limits. But even though you can find this book when you search for cozies, it’s not really a cozy. Definitely 18+.

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3 out of 5 stars
By Lynn Worton on 07-09-14

Not for me

I received a complimentary audio book copy from the author in return for an honest review.

This is the first book in the Toad Witch Series. I enjoyed it.

I downloaded this audio book and started listening. This story was narrated by Marie Rose. She did a wonderful job in bringing the characters to life, but I felt that her narration was a bit rushed at times.

Mara is a character I struggled to like. In fact, I wanted to strangle her myself due to her "woe is me" attitude. Granted she has not had the best of luck, what with losing her job and then her apartment, but in a way she brought these things on herself. She is a powerful witch, though I found her to be a poor lead character.

This was a story that I struggled to get into at first. I found myself a bit ambivalent to most of the characters, which saddened me. However, I did love Gus. He felt more like a lead character to me, rather than a secondary one; I loved his flamboyant and boisterous attitude.The story lagged and didn't really get interesting until Mara met Aunt Tillie at the cottage. I found myself doing a lot of eye rolling at some of the situations Mara found herself in, and was fully on Aunt Tillie's side for getting rid of her. However, that being said, it was interesting to follow Mara through the latter part of the story. I am not fully versed on the practice of Wicca, so cannot comment on whether the spells used by both Mara and Gus would actually work. However, to err on the side of caution, I would say don't use them - you could accidentally release a demon, or a power hungry witch! There are some light moments in the story which made me giggle, but there are also some dark moments that made me shudder. There are also several twists in this tale that kept the latter half of the book interesting, but there were also a few threads that were left loose and never fully explored. Perhaps these will be dealt with further in the series. Unfortunately, with all due respect to the author, I don't think I will be continuing with this series, as I just couldn't connect with the characters. Though I love paranormal stories full of humor, this book just wasn't my cup of tea. I will leave it up to you, the reader, to decide for yourselves.

Christiana Miller has written an intriguing tale. Her writing style is not particularly fast paced compared to other authors I have read, but she does have a flair for describing scenes vibrantly. Her world building was wonderful, but her characters, especially the heroine, could have done with being less helpless and had more common sense. The flow of the story was a bit erratic in the beginning, but evened out near the end.

Due to several mentions of explicit sex and sexual acts, I do not recommend this book to younger readers. However, I recommend this book if you love paranormal romance or stories about Wicca and witches. - Lynn Worton

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