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Shut Up, Change Your Socks, and Drink Some Damn Water

Life Lessons from the Military

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Shut Up, Change Your Socks, and Drink Some Damn Water

By: Dustin Gross
Narrated by: Kevin Osman
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Suck Less. Live More. Repeat.

If you're looking for soft whispers and inspirational quotes, back away slowly. This ain't that book.

Shut Up, Change Your Socks, and Drink Some Damn Water is a brutally honest, hilariously vulgar field manual for life—served with a shot of military-grade wisdom and zero sugarcoating.

Learn why hydration is the cure for 90 percent of your problems, how clean socks can fix your attitude, and what a drunk corporal can teach you about leadership. With each chapter, you’ll laugh, cringe, and maybe (just maybe) become a slightly better human.

Whether you’ve served in uniform or just feel like life’s been drop-kicking you in the ribs, this book offers no-nonsense advice that actually works.

©2025 Dustin Gross (P)2025 Dustin Gross Personal Development Personal Success Military

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