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Pancho Sh*t the Bed

The Legendary Misadventures of a Nervous Chihuahua

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Pancho Sh*t the Bed

By: Robert Holwhopur
Narrated by: Davin Jimenez
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Some dogs chase their tails. Some bark at the mailman. Pancho? He loses all bowel control when he's nervous—which, unfortunately, is most of the time.

Born the anxious runt of the litter, Pancho has spent his life navigating a world full of terrifying vacuum cleaners, thunderclaps, and judgmental cats. His "little problem" has transformed family dinners into disaster zones, luxury hotels into hazmat sites, and an innocent dog park visit into a citywide legend. His viral mishaps have earned him internet fame, an unexpected support group, and the guidance of the most aptly named dog behaviorist in history—Dr. Poopsalot.

Told from Pancho’s hilarious and heartwarming perspective, Pancho Sh*t the Bed is a laugh-out-loud memoir for pet lovers, dog parents, and anyone who’s ever had a moment (or a pet) that just couldn't hold it together.

Perfect for fans of:

Humorous pet memoirs

Dog lovers and anxious pet parents

Quirky, feel-good books with heart

Books like Marley & Me and A Dog’s Purpose—but messier

Download today and join Pancho on his journey from anxious chihuahua to legendary Brown Bandit! (Just…watch your step).

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