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  • Ma'am Darling

  • 99 Glimpses of Princess Margaret
  • By: Craig Brown
  • Narrated by: Eleanor Bron
  • Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins
  • 4.1 out of 5 stars (311 ratings)

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Ma'am Darling

By: Craig Brown
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Summary

The funny and tragic, bestselling biography of The Queen’s sister, Princess Margaret, perfect for fans of Netflix’s The Crown.

A GUARDIAN BOOK OF THE YEAR • A TIMES BOOK OF THE YEAR • A DAILY MAIL BOOK OF THE YEAR

‘I honked so loudly the man sitting next to me dropped his sandwich’ Observer

She made John Lennon blush and Marlon Brando clam up. She cold-shouldered Princess Diana and humiliated Elizabeth Taylor.

Andy Warhol photographed her. Jack Nicholson offered her cocaine. Gore Vidal revered her. John Fowles hoped to keep her as his sex-slave. Dudley Moore propositioned her. Francis Bacon heckled her. Peter Sellers was in love with her.

For Pablo Picasso, she was the object of sexual fantasy. “If they knew what I had done in my dreams with your royal ladies” he confided to a friend, “they would take me to the Tower of London and chop off my head!”

Princess Margaret aroused passion and indignation in equal measures. To her friends, she was witty and regal. To her enemies, she was rude and demanding.

In her 1950’s heyday, she was seen as one of the most glamorous and desirable women in the world. By the time of her death, she had come to personify disappointment. One friend said he had never known an unhappier woman.

The tale of Princess Margaret is pantomime as tragedy, and tragedy as pantomime. It is Cinderella in reverse: hope dashed, happiness mislaid, life mishandled.

Combining interviews, parodies, dreams, parallel lives, diaries, announcements, lists, catalogues and essays, Ma’am Darling is a kaleidoscopic experiment in biography, and a witty meditation on fame and art, snobbery and deference, bohemia and high society.

‘Brown has been our best parodist and satirist for decades now … Ma’am Darling is, as you would expect, very funny; also, full of quirky facts and genial footnotes. Brown has managed to ingest huge numbers of royal books and documents without losing either his judgment or his sanity. He adores the spectacle of human vanity’ Julian Barnes, Guardian

©2017 Craig Brown (P)2017 HarperCollins Publishers
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Critic reviews

Praise for Craig Brown: "The amazing Craig Brown - the greatest satirist since Max Beerbohm." (Elaine Showalter)
"The wittiest writer in Britain today." (Stephen Fry)
"Every page is gold...genius." (Boris Johnson)

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Betwixt and between with this one.

I did enjoy this book and yes it did have some interesting bits which had me running off to Google but IMHO most of it should be taken with a pinch of salt. I found the 'What if?' bits nauseating espically the 'marriages' and the imaginary conversations really have no place in a biography.

So on the whole it filled a few hours while doing Christmassy stuff. Bought in the sale so didn't waste a credit.

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Ruined by the reader

Find the imagined marriages so annoying. Listening and suddenly hearing she married Townsend and had two children by him. I had to re-listen to this bit thought I had mis-heard. So how much is truth and how much is fiction in this story? . Not too keen on the narrator either, but lots of people love her voice. Was Margaret married to Picasso or not? I thought it was true but after the Townsend bit I wonder. Pity as this book could be so interesting without the imagined bits!

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A life unfulfilled

Born into immense wealth and privilege with apparently no real purpose. Princess Margaret is portrayed as a demanding, spoilt, arrogant, selfish woman, with no thought for anyone but herself. However, the other side of the coin is a lonely, depressed and sad woman. such a shame and such a waste of a life. A true product of her environment.

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Hilarious and great narration

A wonderfully hilarious book with fabulous narration. Presented in an enjoyable format, the 99 stories allow glimpses into the life of Princess Margaret that are as revealing as they are entertaining.

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Didn't live up to expectations

I knew before starting that this was an eclectic set of memories, encounters and recollections but some felt like rehashed media reports. There were a few things I didn't know but overall nothing new.

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An interesting insight

Narrator was good...... very engaging. An interesting insight to Princess Margaret and those around her

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Interesting.

Clearly she was nothing but a spoilt and nasty person who was rude, promiscuous and haughty. It is laughable that she took offence at Diana and Fergie for embarrassing the Crown after her own lifestyle.

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A sideways view of Royalty, filled with gossip

This was an impulse buy but I was hooked. As somebody who is generally pro-Monarchy, 99 glimpses made me reconsider that view. There are tumbril moments a plenty.

Eleanor Bron’s reading was superb too, and enhanced the myriad sources Craig Brown has drawn upon. The overall tone was wonderfully subversive.

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Sharp, funny, poignant

A must-read for fans of Royal history, of even just the the TV series The Crown, this is an interestingly constructed multitude of snapshots of the life and character of HRH Princess Margaret. A fascinatingly complicated and paradoxical person once you put together a picture of her from the accounts within.

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Repugnant royal

This is fabulous! Read wonderfully by Eleanor Bron. I can't recommend this highly enough.
i will never look at those rubber sealed jars in the same way again.

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