Hilarity Ensues
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Hilarity Ensues
Narrated by:
Tucker Max
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Narrated by:
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Tucker Max
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Tucker Max
About this listen
Here's Tucker Max's third and final book in his series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole," and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here. But as you should expect from Tucker by now, he is going out with a bang - literally and figuratively.
In this book, you'll learn:
- How to live and work in Cancun, while still enrolled in Law School
- Why Halloween is really awesome
- How to subtly torture a high-strung roommate until he explodes with furious anger over a misplaced condiment
- What really happened when a dirty pageant girl tried to sue Tucker because he told the truth
- Why you should never accept a homemade treat from a hippie with a van, and
- What happens when Tucker turns sexting into a sport.
He's still Tucker Max, and - for one more book - he's still an asshole.
©2012 Tucker Max (P)2012 Tucker MaxListeners also enjoyed...
Well, hilarious it is not. The story is supposedly all true and based on the real life adventures of a young American guy, Tucker Max.
Narrated by the man himself, (very nasally, I may add) he seems all too proud with his antics, and all too eager to advise the listener just where that listener has been going wrong all these years when it comes to the opposite sex.
He's slept with practically the entire population of women in America just by telling the truth.... Simple, eh? He further implies that if you're an obnoxious gimp, you don't have to be nice when chatting up an American Girl, just rude. She'll fall at your feet...
Maybe the book didn't travel we'll over the water, but if the good people of the US, truly find these immature diary reading hilarious, which I doubt, they need some of our classic comedy over there.
An example of one story is, told through his nostrils, about the time he started being intimate with a girl only to find a used contraceptive already there. He scoffs a lot and goes on to tell the listener about the ensuing "hilarious" events. We'll Mr Max I can give you some advice here, if that is really the type of girls you're picking up, is it no wonder you've been with so many!
In Summary **yawn**
An American guy telling us how great he is.....
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