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Danger Is Everywhere

A Handbook for Avoiding Danger

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Danger Is Everywhere

By: David O'Doherty
Narrated by: David O'Doherty
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Taken from the tape recordings of the enigmatic and ultra-cautious dangerologist Docter Noel Zone, Danger Is Everywhere is a brilliantly funny audiobook for avoiding danger of all kinds that will have you laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish.

Does it warn you about what to do if a shark comes up out of the loo while you are sitting on it? Yes, it does. And what to do if a volcano erupts underneath your house? After you've made sure it's not a neighbour's barbecue, this audiobook will let you know exactly how to deal with it. Does it include amazing sound effects and music composed by Doctor Noel Zone himself? Yes, it does. But make sure you keep the volume safely down.

©2014 David O'Doherty (P)2014 Penguin Audio Humorous Fiction Literature & Fiction Funny

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I loved this book. It was very funny. Especially the story about his pet stone. By Stanley age 8

Cabbages!

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I listened to this book with my nephew and niece who are 11 and 10 respectively and we all enjoyed learning how to keep ourselves save in such a dangerous world. It made our journey time whizz by and by the end we were delighted to pass out exam to become FODs (Level 1). The performance is engaging and I appreciated the effort that had gone into adapting the book into an audiobook with music and sound effects. It really was very amusing. I would say that my nephlets were the perfect age, however. Their cousins, aged 7 and 9 had less patience with the acronyms and the lack of fighting. Otherwise, I whole-heartedly recommend this book to anyone who enjoys chuckling.

Chuckles all round!

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DANGER Thair is a toothbrush in front of the sink because DANGER IS EVRYWHERE aaaaaaaa

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My kids all have their DOD and listen to this over and over.. They love it! Here's hoping for sequels

A bit dangerous, but safer if you're lying down

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:) it was amazing I loved it. It was very funny because none of these actually work

Danger

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I mean yolo so listen I'm sad that it's briged but over than that awesome:)

Danger is everywhere

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I've enjoyed every single sound of the audio book and loved the storys.Oh, so great 😀❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

Everything!!!!!

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Danger is everywhere is and amazing book and an amazing book series, being hilarious and well read.

Amazing book!

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read it it is amazing I love it 😂😂😂🤩 epicly awesome best book ever made

epic amazing story

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So fun to listen to together, would make a great animated mini series! More if the same David!

Family fun

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