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Billionaire Grump

A Fake Relationship Romantic Comedy

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Billionaire Grump

By: Misha Bell, Anna Zaires, Dima Zales
Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Sebastian York
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Juno

When I'm late for a job interview and get stuck on an elevator with an annoyingly sexy, ancient-Rome-obsessed grump, the last thing I expect is for him to be the billionaire owner of the building. I also don't expect to almost kill him...accidentally, of course.

Sure, I don't get the plant care position I applied for, but I do receive an interesting offer.

Lucius needs to trick the public (and his grandma) into thinking he's in a relationship, and I need tuition money to get my botany degree. Our arrangement is mutually beneficial—that is, until I start catching feelings.

If being a cactus lover has taught me anything, it’s that if you get too close, there's a good chance you'll end up hurt.

Lucius

Post-elevator incident, I'm left with three things: my favorite water bottle full of pee, a life-threatening allergic reaction, and paparazzi photos of my “girlfriend” and I that make my Gram the happiest woman alive.

Naturally, my next step is to blackmail—I mean, convince—this (admittedly cute) girl to pretend to date me. That way, my grandma stays happy, and as a bonus, I can keep the gold diggers at bay.

Unfortunately, my arch nemesis, a.k.a. biology, kicks in, and the whole "not getting physical" part of our agreement becomes increasingly hard to abide by. Worse yet, the longer I'm with Juno, the more my delicately crafted icy exterior melts away.

If I'm not careful, Juno will tear down my walls completely.

©2023 Misha Bell (P)2023 Misha Bell
Contemporary Contemporary Romance Romance Romantic Comedy Comedy Funny Witty Feel-Good

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A lovely romantic story, enjoyed listening to two of my favourite narrators. Will be looking for more stories by theses authors.

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Just in time for the weekend, my ears were treated to this funny, romantic billionaire grump story! Misha Bell does it again, giving us a quirky heroine and off the charts, broody man! Juno is going to a job interview and gets stuck in the elevator with Lucius. After a crazy time together, they leave hoping to never see each other again. But memories still invade their thoughts, and when Lucius needs a girlfriend for his image and for his grandmother, Juno seems to be the perfect choice. What does she get out of it? Tuition! But when these two get together, there is much more than an agreement between them. What will happen when feelings get in the way? I was laughing out loud from the cat in the purse! Witty banter and incredible chemistry melted my heart and made me laugh. And I absolutely love Lucius's Grandma!! What a hoot! This is a fabulous escape from the world and fun listen!

Sebastian York and Erin Mallon bring all the comedy to life with their hilarious narration. York is the perfect fit for Lucius the grump. Bringing all his arrogance and broodiness out made him real. Mallon is so good at these quirky heroines. Her comedic timing makes Juno relatable and easy to love! I enjoyed their performance, and my heart was happy!

Juno & Lucius!

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This was a lighthearted romance with plenty of funny bits and smutty bits - a perfect balance for me!

Loved this book.

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The story was delightful and deliciously odd. It made me chuckle several times. The characters were lovably quirky, including the side characters. Both Sebastian York and Erin Mallon nailed the main characters and heightened the comedy with their voice acting.
Sebastian York is one of my favourite male narrators and was wonderful as the Billionaire Grump.
Do listen for a light escape from a sometimes dark reality.

Delightful!

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I really needed a nice silly romance and this is perfect .
Great narrator.
I would love to leave a better review but I just want to get on with the next book in the series.
well worth it if you like a nice little romance

Great romance

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Very funny and sweet really enjoyed this book. Highly recommend if you like easy fun romance

Very funny and sweet

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It is wonderful to listen to a funny talented writer and wonderful talented storytellers. Had me laughing out loud. thank you.

loved this

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A lovely little feel good story, with great characters and lots of laughs
A book to curl up with on a rainy day and read from start to finish

Get cosy and enjoy

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An enjoyable story. Reality may be a little stretched at times but that’s allowed with fiction and makes it all the more likeable. So….nice storyline and great narrators make this a book to recommend.

Entertaining, easy listening.

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This is a beautifully written piece that I couldn’t put down LOL funny. The writer gripped my attention from chapter one 💚

Lol funny

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