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A Tale of Butts
The Story of a Couch
By: Echo Ryan
Narrated by: Robert W Wilson III
Length: 1 hr and 54 mins

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By: Echo Ryan

Narrated by: Robert W Wilson III

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Summary

My life has been one of butts: dainty butts, stinky butts, huge butts, soft butts, and even puckered butts. All these have touched my life and depressed my coils. I am a couch, and this is my tale.

A Tale of Butts: The Story of a Couch is a novel befitting The Simpsons/Robot Chicken generations. Adult humor marks this tale of a couch and all the butts it intimately comes to know.

Echo Ryan resides in northern California, where frequent naps are enjoyed with two dogs on the Palm Tree Couch.